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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Byron Bay, NSW
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Hassan & Habib
Hassan and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of Sydney. Habib begs just as long as Hassan but only collects $2 to $3 every day. Hassan brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. Habib says to Hassan, 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 notes every day?' Hassan says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say ?' Habib's sign reads; 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'. Hassan says, 'No wonder you only get $2- $3 !' Habib says... 'So what does your sign say ?' Hassan shows Habib his sign.... It reads: 'I only need another $10 to move back to Pakistan.' |
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