Quotes of the day - OzChess

**Firegoat7** · 02-07-2009, 01:40 PM

Found a funny quote in the media?
Want to share it with the rest of Ozchess?

Could not stop laughing when I read this quote on the Collingwood board for Super coach. The context was about Collingwood FC controversially not allowing some members to rejoin the cheer squad

Originally Posted by Collingwood board

...Great, Collingwood has replaced the morons with imbosiles.

**Calvin** · 02-07-2009, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by Firegoat7

Found a funny quote in the media?
Want to share it with the rest of Ozchess?

Could not stop laughing when I read this quote on the Collingwood board for Super coach. The context was about Collingwood FC controversially not allowing some members to rejoin the cheer squad

I don't remember quotes much better than I remember jokes, sorry.

**cume** · 02-11-2009, 01:18 PM

This isn't from the media but yesterday this girl was singing and a guy told her to shutup and he asked "Who is that song by" and she said something like "Delta Goodrem" and he replied "Good, now let's keep it that way!"

**Calvin** · 02-11-2009, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by cume

This isn't from the media but yesterday this girl was singing and a guy told her to shutup and he asked "Who is that song by" and she said something like "Delta Goodrem" and he replied "Good, now let's keep it that way!"

That is funny. It always drives me up the wall hearing swomeone ruin a good song by singing it out of tune

**cume** · 02-12-2009, 03:05 PM

Seems to be worse when people sing with earphones on. They don't realise how bad they are actually singing.

**AzzX** · 02-12-2009, 08:54 PM

This one had me in stitches

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of S@#$ That Doesn't F@#$#g Work

from the site of awesome quotes such as "FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful" and "Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard"

There is a vid here: Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work | The Onion - America's Finest News Source A word of warning, it contains excessive bad language.

**CarrierPigeon** · 01-02-2010, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin Bonham

moz i hope you saw my thing on the chesschat "how competitive ..." thread pointing out how the tournament was not a proper accelerated swiss

MOZ >
Rules of engagement Kevin. We have to wait for Carrier Pigeon to consider if it is newsworthy or just sophism, and then perhaps re-post here.

MOZ
If you really want a dialogue then you have to post here where the rules have proven sufficient for you to discuss with the Ax.

Originally Posted by Kevin Bonham

moz, there are no rules here and i engage how i see fit (and now and then get dis-engaged by force in an arbitrary and unaccountable fashion, but that's another story)

Yesterday 11:25 PM MOZ
Well, you quoted a rule last night, but if you have changed your mind, then that is OK too.

Now screwed in a thread.

**CarrierPigeon** · 01-02-2010, 11:17 PM

Yesterday 11:28 PM MOZ
There you go Ax...the rules must be OK....KB can discuss with you here, but not on cc.

Axiom
kb - had we established whether you had sufficient ethical or moral grounds to even address me ?

An important point.
Has the cc ban of Axiom forfeited Kevin Bonham's right to engage Axiom here?

**Axiom** · 01-02-2010, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by Carrier Pigeon

Originally Posted by Kevin Bonham

moz, there are no rules here and i engage how i see fit

lucky for some !

**CarrierPigeon** · 01-02-2010, 11:21 PM

Yesterday 11:32 PM Axiom
this is a free land kb , and we expect the responsibility that comes with that liberty .....we believe you need to take responsibility for your actions

Originally Posted by Kevin Bonham

Yesterday 11:32 PM Kevin Bonham
oh, i don't recall instigating any bans on here

Yesterday 11:32 PM MOZ
>KB...see you already have a good dialogue going with Ax. He is not so hard to discuss with eh?

Firegoat7
the thing that amuses me about Kevin is that he genuinely believes that he has the right to demand how Ozchess should be run

well said Ax

The debate begins on engagement AND whether ozchess should be a clone of cc.

**CarrierPigeon** · 01-02-2010, 11:25 PM

MOZ
And yet you are well able to post here (in the SB) with those very same posters in dialogue. The difference being that you don't hold a baton here. Power corrupts.

Originally Posted by Kevin Bonham

Kevin Bonham
moz, would you consider the bannings visited on my accounts here to be examples of power corrupting, since you seem of the view that this is some inexorable law of nature?

MOZ
>KB.. You are aware I have posted against the bannings of you. But the shear mutiplicity of one-sided denigration in this thread of 570 posts (Toolbox-Detox (Enter at own risk) - Chess Chat - Australia's Premier Chess Forum) must produce such exasperation in the Admin here that distinguishing between corruption and weariness would be difficult.

Originally Posted by Kevin Bonham

Kevin Bonham
moz, much of that "one-sided denigration" is actually debunkings of denigration initiated here

Can it really be reality that the bannings at cc equate to the minor bannings at Ozchess.

**Axiom** · 01-02-2010, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by Carrier Pigeon

Can it really be reality that the bannings at cc equate to the minor bannings at Ozchess.

Not only does this have all the fine hallmarks of clear axiomaticity but it also serves as a wonderful example of acute reality analysis .

Axiom commends you highly.

(< >)

**CarrierPigeon** · 01-07-2010, 05:33 PM

Read from bottom to top

[Today 01:01 AM] Axiom: i think ,, you tyrants think its ok to swan in here and take up so much of our dear leader's time
[Today 01:01 AM] Kevin Bonham: it wasn't even a direction anyway, it was just firegoat saying he would answer if it was mentioned on a thread
[Today 01:01 AM] Bill Gletsos: I changed subjects
[Today 01:00 AM] Axiom: bill - i think youve been told quite respectively , far more than youd get from me
[Today 01:00 AM] Bill Gletsos: no he told me to take his being still a mod/admin to a thread
[Today 12:59 AM] Jaydon: I couldve sworn somebody told you to take it to a thread
[Today 12:59 AM] Bill Gletsos: and Alex claimed would come into effect from 1st Jan 2010
[Today 12:59 AM] Kevin Bonham: which raises the question why they haven't been "properly established"; "election" has been over for 24+ hours so permissions should have been changed already
[Today 12:59 AM] Bill Gletsos: the results visible to all
[Today 12:59 AM] Bill Gletsos: the poll has closed
[Today 12:58 AM] Bill Gletsos: how so Jaydon
[Today 12:58 AM] hobsonbay player: l believe he'll keep us in suspence
[Today 12:58 AM] Axiom: i want fg to remain at the nerve centre of admin
[Today 12:58 AM] Jaydon: As the mod positions haven't been properly established yet i have no idea but i wldve thought the process wasnt over yet
[Today 12:58 AM] Firegoat7: make a thread about it Bill and I will answer there
[Today 12:57 AM] Bill Gletsos: or have you changed your mind
[Today 12:57 AM] Bill Gletsos: so fg7 are you no longer moderating/admining here now it is 2010

**CarrierPigeon** · 01-07-2010, 05:33 PM

Charge sheet reference

[Today 01:02 AM] Kevin Bonham: ax, if we were tyrants everyone we've banned permanently would have been banned after <10% of their charge sheet

**CarrierPigeon** · 01-07-2010, 05:36 PM

Jurisdiction?

[Today 01:15 AM] Axiom: i liken kb's defence of his tyranny to that of ted bundy defendinmg himself in court
[Today 01:15 AM] Kevin Bonham: ax, i do not recognise the court that is prosecuting

02-07-2009, 01:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Firegoat7 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Getting owned by White in the Dragon and trying to recover lost positions from shock paralysis OTB Posts: 1,924 ICC Handle: guest	Quotes of the day Found a funny quote in the media? Want to share it with the rest of Ozchess? Could not stop laughing when I read this quote on the Collingwood board for Super coach. The context was about Collingwood FC controversially not allowing some members to rejoin the cheer squad Originally Posted by Collingwood board ...Great, Collingwood has replaced the morons with imbosiles. __________________ "...What I meant? Dear Mr Ian Rout (ACF news publisher) could you please put Ozchessforum in the next news letter! There is no reason to hide this forum from the Australian chess public. What they meant? Sorry, No english!- Amir Karibasic

02-07-2009, 08:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
Calvin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Melbourne Posts: 259	Originally Posted by Firegoat7 Found a funny quote in the media? Want to share it with the rest of Ozchess? Could not stop laughing when I read this quote on the Collingwood board for Super coach. The context was about Collingwood FC controversially not allowing some members to rejoin the cheer squad I don't remember quotes much better than I remember jokes, sorry.

02-11-2009, 01:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
Calvin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Melbourne Posts: 259	Originally Posted by cume This isn't from the media but yesterday this girl was singing and a guy told her to shutup and he asked "Who is that song by" and she said something like "Delta Goodrem" and he replied "Good, now let's keep it that way!" That is funny. It always drives me up the wall hearing swomeone ruin a good song by singing it out of tune

02-12-2009, 08:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
AzzX Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Melbourne Posts: 109	This one had me in stitches Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of S@#$ That Doesn't F@#$#g Work from the site of awesome quotes such as "FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful" and "Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard" There is a vid here: Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source A word of warning, it contains excessive bad language. __________________ azzx.org ozsource

01-02-2010, 11:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
CarrierPigeon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Flying All Over The Place Posts: 106	Found in the Ozchess Shoutbox 31/12/2009 #1 Originally Posted by Kevin Bonham moz i hope you saw my thing on the chesschat "how competitive ..." thread pointing out how the tournament was not a proper accelerated swiss MOZ > Rules of engagement Kevin. We have to wait for Carrier Pigeon to consider if it is newsworthy or just sophism, and then perhaps re-post here. MOZ If you really want a dialogue then you have to post here where the rules have proven sufficient for you to discuss with the Ax. Originally Posted by Kevin Bonham moz, there are no rules here and i engage how i see fit (and now and then get dis-engaged by force in an arbitrary and unaccountable fashion, but that's another story) Yesterday 11:25 PM MOZ Well, you quoted a rule last night, but if you have changed your mind, then that is OK too. Now screwed in a thread.

02-11-2009, 01:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
cume Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: New South Wales Posts: 94	This isn't from the media but yesterday this girl was singing and a guy told her to shutup and he asked "Who is that song by" and she said something like "Delta Goodrem" and he replied "Good, now let's keep it that way!"

02-12-2009, 03:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
cume Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: New South Wales Posts: 94	Seems to be worse when people sing with earphones on. They don't realise how bad they are actually singing.

01-02-2010, 11:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
CarrierPigeon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Flying All Over The Place Posts: 106	#2 Yesterday 11:28 PM MOZ There you go Ax...the rules must be OK....KB can discuss with you here, but not on cc. Axiom kb - had we established whether you had sufficient ethical or moral grounds to even address me ? An important point. Has the cc ban of Axiom forfeited Kevin Bonham's right to engage Axiom here?

01-02-2010, 11:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
Axiom Reality Analyst Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 3,498	Originally Posted by Carrier Pigeon Originally Posted by Kevin Bonham moz, there are no rules here and i engage how i see fit lucky for some ! __________________ "Sometimes the obligation of the intelligent is to restate the obvious. None more important than emphatically stating that there is a : ' Naked Emperor Elephant in the Room' " Axiom

01-02-2010, 11:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
CarrierPigeon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Flying All Over The Place Posts: 106	#3 Yesterday 11:32 PM Axiom this is a free land kb , and we expect the responsibility that comes with that liberty .....we believe you need to take responsibility for your actions Originally Posted by Kevin Bonham Yesterday 11:32 PM Kevin Bonham oh, i don't recall instigating any bans on here Yesterday 11:32 PM MOZ >KB...see you already have a good dialogue going with Ax. He is not so hard to discuss with eh? Firegoat7 the thing that amuses me about Kevin is that he genuinely believes that he has the right to demand how Ozchess should be run well said Ax The debate begins on engagement AND whether ozchess should be a clone of cc.

01-02-2010, 11:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
CarrierPigeon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Flying All Over The Place Posts: 106	#4 MOZ And yet you are well able to post here (in the SB) with those very same posters in dialogue. The difference being that you don't hold a baton here. Power corrupts. Originally Posted by Kevin Bonham Kevin Bonham moz, would you consider the bannings visited on my accounts here to be examples of power corrupting, since you seem of the view that this is some inexorable law of nature? MOZ >KB.. You are aware I have posted against the bannings of you. But the shear mutiplicity of one-sided denigration in this thread of 570 posts (Toolbox-Detox (Enter at own risk) - Chess Chat - Australia's Premier Chess Forum) must produce such exasperation in the Admin here that distinguishing between corruption and weariness would be difficult. Originally Posted by Kevin Bonham Kevin Bonham moz, much of that "one-sided denigration" is actually debunkings of denigration initiated here Can it really be reality that the bannings at cc equate to the minor bannings at Ozchess.

01-02-2010, 11:59 PM	#12 (permalink)
Axiom Reality Analyst Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 3,498	(< Originally Posted by Carrier Pigeon Can it really be reality that the bannings at cc equate to the minor bannings at Ozchess. Not only does this have all the fine hallmarks of clear axiomaticity but it also serves as a wonderful example of acute reality analysis . Axiom commends you highly. (< >) __________________ "Sometimes the obligation of the intelligent is to restate the obvious. None more important than emphatically stating that there is a : ' Naked Emperor Elephant in the Room' " Axiom

01-07-2010, 05:33 PM	#14 (permalink)
CarrierPigeon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Flying All Over The Place Posts: 106	#6 Charge sheet reference [Today 01:02 AM] Kevin Bonham: ax, if we were tyrants everyone we've banned permanently would have been banned after <10% of their charge sheet

01-07-2010, 05:36 PM	#15 (permalink)
CarrierPigeon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Flying All Over The Place Posts: 106	#7 Jurisdiction? [Today 01:15 AM] Axiom: i liken kb's defence of his tyranny to that of ted bundy defendinmg himself in court [Today 01:15 AM] Kevin Bonham: ax, i do not recognise the court that is prosecuting

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