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**Just2Good** · 04-07-2011, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by fatty owls

the only touching celine should receive is by having her annoying ass dragged to guantamano bay and left there to rot forever !!

which drugs is she smoking ?

certifiable cow !

i have to go play the rammstein song again to cleanse my soul.

Have some compassion you heartless beast! Her siblings made her cry by saying her name! That can be very traumatic for a child you know!

**fatty owls** · 04-07-2011, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by Just2Good

Have some compassion you heartless beast! Her siblings made her cry by saying her name! That can be very traumatic for a child you know!

i understand but .....

dont you agree we should masking tape her to a rocket and fire it into the sun ?

thats REAL compassion !!

**Firegoat7** · 04-07-2011, 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by fatty owls

i understand but .....

dont you agree we should masking tape her to a rocket and fire it into the sun ?

thats REAL compassion !!

Look the real question is would Celine have been Axs Fire Women?.

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**Firegoat7** · 04-07-2011, 11:56 PM

And would Ax have enjoyed this classic?

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**fatty owls** · 04-08-2011, 12:21 AM

i reckon ax would have been too soft to listen to rob zombie.

ax could have been a girl for all we know !!

**fatty owls** · 04-09-2011, 12:45 AM

people like RAMMSTEIN. dont argue with my authority !!

**fatty owls** · 04-09-2011, 01:13 AM

pantera !!!!!!!

**Just2Good** · 04-10-2011, 07:43 AM

Originally Posted by fatty owls

i reckon ax would have been too soft to listen to rob zombie.

ax could have been a girl for all we know !!

Do you think Ax would have liked this song?

**fatty owls** · 04-10-2011, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by Just2Good

Do you think Ax would have liked this song?

i dont know even thats probably a bit too rockin !

he probably likes collette instead !!

**WarriorOnTheEdgeOfTime** · 08-04-2011, 05:11 PM

**WarriorOnTheEdgeOfTime** · 08-19-2011, 06:02 PM

**CameronD** · 10-11-2011, 03:15 AM

**antichrist** · 10-21-2011, 07:48 PM

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not haveto testify in court.When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money? The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "where's the money?"

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about" The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's temple and says, "Ask him again!"The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido signs back, "OK.! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't you just LOVE lawyers ?

**- V -** · 02-28-2012, 12:52 AM

**antichrist** · 03-01-2012, 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by - V -

gee the poor lass in that video could do with a decent feed - it is obscene how thin she is

04-07-2011, 09:38 PM	#46 (permalink)
Just2Good Tin Cup Champ 2004 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cairns Posts: 6,233 ICC Handle: Advantage FICS Handle: Advantage	Originally Posted by fatty owls the only touching celine should receive is by having her annoying ass dragged to guantamano bay and left there to rot forever !! which drugs is she smoking ? certifiable cow ! i have to go play the rammstein song again to cleanse my soul. Have some compassion you heartless beast! Her siblings made her cry by saying her name! That can be very traumatic for a child you know! __________________ . "The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing." ~ Isaiah Berlin ~

04-07-2011, 10:09 PM	#47 (permalink)
fatty owls straight outta compton Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: ostrayl-yuh Posts: 93	Originally Posted by Just2Good Have some compassion you heartless beast! Her siblings made her cry by saying her name! That can be very traumatic for a child you know! i understand but ..... dont you agree we should masking tape her to a rocket and fire it into the sun ? thats REAL compassion !! __________________ RETARD WARS - harness your ignorance with the help of alex jones !!

04-07-2011, 11:49 PM	#48 (permalink)
Firegoat7 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Getting owned by White in the Dragon and trying to recover lost positions from shock paralysis OTB Posts: 2,044 ICC Handle: guest	Originally Posted by fatty owls i understand but ..... dont you agree we should masking tape her to a rocket and fire it into the sun ? thats REAL compassion !! Look the real question is would Celine have been Axs Fire Women?. [url= __________________ "...What I meant? Dear Mr Ian Rout (ACF news publisher) could you please put Ozchessforum in the next news letter! There is no reason to hide this forum from the Australian chess public. What they meant? Sorry, No english!- Amir Karibasic

04-07-2011, 11:56 PM	#49 (permalink)
Firegoat7 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Getting owned by White in the Dragon and trying to recover lost positions from shock paralysis OTB Posts: 2,044 ICC Handle: guest	And would Ax have enjoyed this classic? [url= __________________ "...What I meant? Dear Mr Ian Rout (ACF news publisher) could you please put Ozchessforum in the next news letter! There is no reason to hide this forum from the Australian chess public. What they meant? Sorry, No english!- Amir Karibasic

04-08-2011, 12:21 AM	#50 (permalink)
fatty owls straight outta compton Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: ostrayl-yuh Posts: 93	i reckon ax would have been too soft to listen to rob zombie. ax could have been a girl for all we know !! __________________ RETARD WARS - harness your ignorance with the help of alex jones !!

04-09-2011, 12:45 AM	#51 (permalink)
fatty owls straight outta compton Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: ostrayl-yuh Posts: 93	people like RAMMSTEIN. dont argue with my authority !! __________________ RETARD WARS - harness your ignorance with the help of alex jones !!

04-09-2011, 01:13 AM	#52 (permalink)
fatty owls straight outta compton Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: ostrayl-yuh Posts: 93	pantera !!!!!!! __________________ RETARD WARS - harness your ignorance with the help of alex jones !!

04-10-2011, 07:43 AM	#53 (permalink)
Just2Good Tin Cup Champ 2004 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cairns Posts: 6,233 ICC Handle: Advantage FICS Handle: Advantage	Originally Posted by fatty owls i reckon ax would have been too soft to listen to rob zombie. ax could have been a girl for all we know !! Do you think Ax would have liked this song? __________________ . "The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing." ~ Isaiah Berlin ~

04-10-2011, 05:38 PM	#54 (permalink)
fatty owls straight outta compton Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: ostrayl-yuh Posts: 93	Originally Posted by Just2Good Do you think Ax would have liked this song? i dont know even thats probably a bit too rockin ! he probably likes collette instead !! __________________ RETARD WARS - harness your ignorance with the help of alex jones !!

08-04-2011, 05:11 PM	#55 (permalink)
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08-19-2011, 06:02 PM	#56 (permalink)
WarriorOnTheEdgeOfTime Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 88	Feel The Cobra's Strike ! Last edited by WarriorOnTheEdgeOfTime : 02-27-2012 at 11:57 PM

10-11-2011, 03:15 AM	#57 (permalink)
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10-21-2011, 07:48 PM	#58 (permalink)
antichrist Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Byron Bay, NSW Posts: 2,821	A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not haveto testify in court.When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money? The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "where's the money?" Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about" The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's temple and says, "Ask him again!"The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido signs back, "OK.! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." Don't you just LOVE lawyers ?

02-28-2012, 12:52 AM	#59 (permalink)
- V - De-Programmer Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 492	__________________ "Few have the stomach to pursue truth , yet most know in their gut something is wrong" V *"But everyone knows the media doesn't inform. Duhhhhhh !! "*

03-01-2012, 01:29 AM	#60 (permalink)
antichrist Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Byron Bay, NSW Posts: 2,821	Originally Posted by - V - gee the poor lass in that video could do with a decent feed - it is obscene how thin she is

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