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12-10-2011, 02:31 AM
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SCTC
Join Date: Aug 2008
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I'll smash you and you know it
Product of Late night shoutboxing, feat. hbk and jaydon
yeah, yeah, When i play the dragon hacks be lookin like they be fly, i sac to the beat walking down the board with my new bishop (yeah), this is how i roll, g7 bishop out of control, its dark with a big ass scope and like kasparaov rock out the board (yo), white look at my dragon, white look at my dragon, white look at my dragon , ah ah ah it breathes fire, white look at my dragon, white look at my dragon, white look at my dragon , ah ah ah it breathes fire when I sac on c3, this is what I see, my opponent stopping and staring at me, I got a bishop and a queen and I aint afraid to sac em, sac em, sac em, sac em, ill smash you and you know it, I’ll smash you and you know it yo, when im at the board, noobs cant see my sacs when they’re coming hard, and when ma rook hits c3 your h file sac it all but squeaks, whaaaaaaaa, this is how I roll cmon kids its time to resign im takin you to the cleaners man don’t be nervous, no queen no bishop and i still checkmate (what) girl look at that bishop girl look at that bishop, girl look at that bishop its on g7! girl look at that bishop girl look at that bishop, girl look at that bishop its on g7, when I sac on c3 this is what I see, my opponent stopping and staring at me, I got a bishop and a queen and I aint afraid to sac em, sac em, sac em, sac em, ill smash you and you know it, I’ll smash you and you know it check it out, check it out, Bishop, Bishop, Bishop, Bishop, Bishop, yeah Bishop, Bishop, Bishop, Bishop, Bishop, yeah Bishop, Bishop, Bishop, Bishop, Bishop, yeah Bishop, Bishop, Bishop, Bishop, yeah yeah sac on c3 man I sac'd on c3 man, yeah i'll smash you and you know it girl look at that bishop girl look at that bishop, girl look at that bishop its on g7!, girl look at that bishop girl look at that bishop, girl look at that bishop its on g7!, I'll smash you and you know it Last edited by Jaydon : 12-22-2011 at 10:22 PM |
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12-10-2011, 02:36 AM
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HBK
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Melbourne
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Bishop Bishop Bishop Bishop Bishop, yea.
Bishop Bishop Bishop Bishop Bishop, yea. I got a bishop, yea.
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12-10-2011, 07:56 PM
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HBK
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Ffs jaydon kept humming this song in my head during my first game today. Blundered to equality because of it! I hope you're happy....
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Originally Posted by Iconoclast
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12-11-2011, 08:19 AM
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Tin Cup Champ 2004
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Originally Posted by Jaydon
LOL
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12-11-2011, 06:06 PM
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Immoderator
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Wollongong NSW
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yo yo mofo mofos
I thought I'd mess wit a classic [INTRO] Pawns Up! Pawns Up! Here's another one, And a, and a, another one. [CHORUS] Yeek-Yeek (Woop-Woop) Why you on my e4? Playing a whole bunch a rubbish that I ain't here for. Get Back! Little boy you don't attack me like that. (Get Back! Little boy you don't attack me like that.) Yeek-Yeek (Woop-Woop) I ain't playing around Make one weak move I'll take your Crown. Get Back! Little boy you don't attack me like that. (Get Back! Little boy you don't attack me like that.) [Verse 1] So, so, play on, play on. (yo) Don’t you play wrong, play wrong. It's the knick-knack-patty-whack Don’t play a silly billy sac. Rooks are off the open files Made your knights come running back. (Whoo!) Still thinking that you’re a live (yep), You are getting stung like in a beehive (yep), And you ain’t got no hope on the end of a rope. I can see you taking a dive. That's why I play with a gambit gambit Take your defense out and I slam it slam it Cause in time and the time is mine I’ll take all your space and I will ram it ram it But I ain't speaking about prophylaxis Just thinking about chess moves and keeping the basics Your bishops are bad by rights and two trapped knights Hey you’re playing fully sick hectic epic nonsense. We all into chess now, Wood pushers are best now Just bought a new set Staunton triple weight now. So start your score sheet, Now you gonna feel the heat, Gonna block your diagonals and eat your traditionals And make you wanna cheat Cause I’m gonna prove it prove it I’m gonna make you move it move it Like hey little stupid, I gonna make you looooose it! [CHORUS] [Verse 2] I came (I came), I saw (I saw), Had to remind him 'bout chess law. [x4] See, I caught him with a knight fork, caught him with a skewer Exposed on him a horror check, and put him in the sewer. Send you on your way cause you’re a nooby little wanker, No points for you here, you got tears to fill a tanker We gonna split like players at the end of a game, And I’ve knocked you out ‘cause you’re totally lame. Put a big fat zero at the end of your name And you’re all smashed up like I was trying to maim. [CHORUS] [VERSE 3] Hey, you want another game with me?! I'm gonna tell you again, don't play with me! Get down! Cause I ain't got nothing to lose, And I'm having a good day, made better by checkmating you! [x2] Get down! I so wanna to crush you. Pressure down the middle ‘till you choke and spew Sit back every body watch me throwing a net, Round his sad and sorry King you can be placing a bet. I know it's been a little while since I've had a tournament match, But I’m gonna split your King’s Indian like a great bleeding gash? I see you faking shaking and I know whassup? Don't you see it’s a chess club?, boy shut the **** up! [CHORUS] [OUTRO] Ah! We in the checkmate district! Ah! We in the checkmate district! Whoo! We in the checkmate district! Ah! We in the checkmate district! Whoo! We in the checkmate district! Whoo! The checkmate district! Whoo! The checkmate district.. Ah! The checkmate district..
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12-11-2011, 11:47 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Getting owned by White in the Dragon and trying to recover lost positions from shock paralysis OTB
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Hehe,
Nice work Frank, Jaydon and Icon. I am tipping this thread to be an all time classic. I am throwing out the challenge here. Best mish mash from.... This Mikhail Tal vs Alexander Kazimirovich Tolush (1957) "It's OK Tolush", + This = words will not do it justice...
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12-12-2011, 06:20 PM
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Immoderator
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Originally Posted by Firegoat7
Kazimirovich was on the wrong end of a hammer attack. I was feeling his pain.
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12-19-2011, 12:19 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Hey Big Patzer
The minute he walked in the hall ,
i could see he was a great big patzer , a real big patzer , eleven hundred so refined , Say wouldn't you know i'm really gonna rob you blind . So let me get right to your points , i dont pop my novelty for every patz to see , Hey big patzer , Hey big patzer , spend a few of your points on me . Last edited by The Seeing : 12-19-2011 at 05:01 AM |
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12-22-2011, 10:04 PM
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mr. snrub
Join Date: Nov 2011
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I did this once upon a time :)
As you sit down across the board from this patzer
You take a look at him, and know it should be clean A hack will do, and you’ve made up your mind It’s the things we do to win (the things we do to win) The clock has started and yes he’s played the Philidor The temptation is too strong, you can’t take any more It’s probably crap, yet you can’t resist The things we do to win (the things we do to win) Like sacking on f7 and knowing Its not gonna work And you’re feeling pretty edgy bout your strategy Yet you’re hoping for the cheapo that wins He’s clearly over-rated You wont rest until he’s mated Ooh, you’re going crazy Ooh, you’ve lost your way Ooh, you’re 2 pieces down...for nothing (solo) You’ve completely abandoned your queenside to Hack on the g-file But g6 is protected quite adequately And there’s nothing there, yet the fire’s in your eyes You think he must be losing Yet he just finds it amusing Ooh, you’re out of pieces Ooh, he got away Ooh, gotta start praying...for the draw… Now you look upon the ruins in desperation The attack hasn’t worked, the position is lost But you’ll soon try to blitz him out on time It’s the things we do to win (the things we do to win) the things we do to win (the things we do to win) the things we do to win (the things we do to win) There's another one somewhere i'll try find it haha
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no longer in need of a nickname Last edited by the morris man : 12-23-2011 at 12:14 AM |
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