Black Onyx

Ozchess's very own Derek & Clive !





[Yesterday 01:06 AM] Tom Crass: JAYDO !
[Yesterday 01:05 AM] Jaydon: See ya crassy!
[Yesterday 01:05 AM] Tom Crass: SEE YOUSE LOIKE ALL LATER AN VAT !
[Yesterday 01:05 AM] Jaydon: lol
[Yesterday 01:04 AM] Tom Crass: she finks iom loike sexi an vat , and maaate i f-n know it ! LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It - YouTube
[Yesterday 01:03 AM] Jaydon: good that she supports u an that ay mate
[Yesterday 01:03 AM] Tom Crass: me missus is shoutin at me to loike go to bed , she loike knows how inportant tomorrows trainin is an vat
[Yesterday 01:00 AM] Tom Crass: awroighttttt maaaaaatee!!!
[Yesterday 01:00 AM] Jaydon: just tryna help an that
[Yesterday 01:00 AM] Jaydon: no f-n way mate
[Yesterday 01:00 AM] Tom Crass: are youse loike gettin smart an vat wif me mate ?
[Yesterday 12:59 AM] Jaydon: u kno google mate?
[Yesterday 12:59 AM] Jaydon: well u use em all diferently an that
[Yesterday 12:59 AM] Tom Crass: yeah well loike , erm , how do loike youse use em an vat ?
[Yesterday 12:58 AM] Jaydon: yeh i know em
[Yesterday 12:58 AM] Tom Crass: youse know erm vem fingies an vat ?
[Yesterday 12:58 AM] Tom Crass: well , loike , um ...belch....hiccup...burp...errrrr
[Yesterday 12:57 AM] Tom Crass: roight
[Yesterday 12:57 AM] Tom Crass: well are youse maaate ??
[Yesterday 12:57 AM] Jaydon: pretty much
[Yesterday 12:57 AM] Tom Crass: but youse are loike an exspurt an vat mate ?
[Yesterday 12:56 AM] Jaydon: i kno enuf to get me by, not as much as these other guys here tho
[Yesterday 12:56 AM] Tom Crass: jaydo , youse loike knows about chesstes an vat do youse ?
[Yesterday 12:55 AM] Tom Crass: yeh , but uffer van vat an vat , trainin is goin awroight mate
[Yesterday 12:55 AM] Jaydon: that'll show them!
[Yesterday 12:54 AM] Tom Crass: i f-n told em - youre not f-n puttin that f-n snake anywhere near me , youse f-n get it ? i grabbed a f-n jar of f-n devils juice roight and f-n frew it at em
[Yesterday 12:52 AM] Tom Crass: yeh mate
[Yesterday 12:52 AM] Jaydon: did u f-n do a runner an that?
[Yesterday 12:52 AM] Tom Crass: i loike had to catch a taxi f-n stark f-n naked maaaate !
[Yesterday 12:52 AM] Tom Crass: i had to loike fight off the doktors and nurses and loike f-n order-f-n-lys an that
[Yesterday 12:51 AM] Tom Crass: its all about the f-n tolerance , just loike brucey is always tellin us
[Yesterday 12:50 AM] Tom Crass: but they dont loike f-n under-f-n-stand an vat
[Yesterday 12:50 AM] Jaydon: i hope u like told em that
[Yesterday 12:49 AM] Tom Crass: loike jaydo it interferes wif me f-n trainin mate
[Yesterday 12:49 AM] Jaydon: who knows what they put in that thing ay
[Yesterday 12:49 AM] Tom Crass: i f-n call it the snake mate
[Yesterday 12:49 AM] Jaydon: thats loike crazy mate
[Yesterday 12:48 AM] Tom Crass: to like a f-n drip maaaaate !
[Yesterday 12:48 AM] Jaydon: no f-n way
[Yesterday 12:48 AM] Tom Crass: they loike tried to hook me up an vat
[Yesterday 12:48 AM] Jaydon: what?
[Yesterday 12:47 AM] Tom Crass: and do youse know f-n what mate ?
[Yesterday 12:47 AM] Tom Crass: i said to em , you keep vat f-n devil's juice away from me youse f-n bastards
[Yesterday 12:47 AM] Jaydon: f-n doctors ay
[Yesterday 12:47 AM] Tom Crass: they tried to like gif me f-n water !!
[Yesterday 12:46 AM] Jaydon: what was wrong?
[Yesterday 12:46 AM] Tom Crass: but i was f-n in intensive care loike last noight an vat
[Yesterday 12:46 AM] Jaydon: U f-n legend an that
[Yesterday 12:45 AM] Tom Crass: iom loike the only one in the team not to spew up an vat
[Yesterday 12:45 AM] Jaydon: that's some high intensity interval training there!
[Yesterday 12:45 AM] Tom Crass: we dooze loike sets of 6 , wif only 3 minute rests
[Yesterday 12:45 AM] Tom Crass: brucey gets us trainin f-n hard , weeze loike start an vat wif the 225 ml fen we go to the 375s , fen the 500mls , finishin wif the 1000 ml yardies
[Yesterday 12:42 AM] Jaydon: repre f-n sent alllliiiiiggghhhhhhttttt
[Yesterday 12:42 AM] Tom Crass: are youse loike f-n wif it an vat now ?
[Yesterday 12:41 AM] Tom Crass: i f-n repre-f-n-sent my f-n pub an vat in the f-n state titools
[Yesterday 12:41 AM] Jaydon: thought you were more of an academic
[Yesterday 12:41 AM] Jaydon: Never woulda picked you for that!
[Yesterday 12:40 AM] Tom Crass: i'm a f-n top f-n pro f-n sculler mate!
[Yesterday 12:40 AM] Jaydon: f-n loike wat u f-n trainin fer an vat
[Yesterday 12:40 AM] Tom Crass: wot the f-k do youse f-n mean mate ??
[Yesterday 12:39 AM] Jaydon: yeh but wat iz it an that?
[Yesterday 12:39 AM] Tom Crass: iove bin loike reel buzy an vat wif trainin
[Yesterday 12:37 AM] Jaydon: what is it???
[Yesterday 12:37 AM] Tom Crass: JAYDO MAAAAATE !!
[Yesterday 12:37 AM] Tom Crass: its loike state f-n finools an vat
[Yesterday 12:36 AM] Tom Crass: Iom gonna loike play it befour i loike cum on stage an vat satday noight
[Yesterday 12:36 AM] Jaydon: CRASSY!!!!!!!! F-N AIIIIGHHTTT
[Yesterday 12:36 AM] Tom Crass: DO YOUSE F-N LOIKE ME NEW FEME SONG AN VAT ? -



[Yesterday 12:35 AM] Tom Crass: HOWS YOUSE ALL LOIKE F-N GOIN AN VAT ??!!

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