Black Onyx

" CRASS - TINKLE GATE ! "

Starring hobsonbay player , antichrist , Bert Tinkle , Forum Hippy and others !

[Today 05:32 PM] Forum Hippy:
[Today 05:29 PM] Forum Hippy: Who is number 6 ?
[Today 05:28 PM] Axiom Support Group: I have heard word that this is just the beginning of a bureaucratic nightmare. The next step in the process will be an allocation of a number to each of us. The mould has already begun to creep. 7 is taken by a wannabe MOD. 2 is taken by an Admin. Is there no room for names on Ozchess. Are we to be taken over by a fixation on identification numbers. Says Alice.
[Today 05:27 PM] Forum Hippy: hobsy , moz has written a beautiful character reference for Bert , ..it would be wonderful if you could just post a few kind words of support too
[Today 05:26 PM] hobsonbay player: finally back bert !
[Today 05:25 PM] hobsonbay player: bloody hell ! I got disconnected from Internet grrr
[Today 05:24 PM] Bert Tinkle: Did i have to fight in 2 wars for this country , for this ???!! To be I.D tagged like a dog by a bunch of raving commies ?
[Today 05:22 PM] Bert Tinkle: i know the feeling ! .. I have just learned that apparently i'm on some sort of terror watch-list or dog-registering list
[Today 05:11 PM] antichrist: I am under the noxious pest extermination act in the other joint
[Today 05:05 PM] Forum Hippy: ac , i think youre protected under the institution conservation act
[Today 05:03 PM] Forum Hippy: even if one is a beige safari jacket wearing shell shocked conservative and the other a foul mouthed beer sculling champion !
[Today 05:03 PM] antichrist: hob would even give character references for me if needed
[Today 05:00 PM] hobsonbay player: characters are needed on forums like this !
[Today 04:59 PM] Forum Hippy: i think they need our support
[Today 04:59 PM] Forum Hippy: thats great
[Today 04:58 PM] hobsonbay player: yes iwould !
[Today 04:58 PM] Forum Hippy: hobsy - would you be prepared to give character references for bert and tom , as they have come under the watchful eye of a stasie section of ozchess intel ?
[Today 04:57 PM] hobsonbay player: He would get plenty of support !
[Today 04:56 PM] hobsonbay player: online petition
[Today 04:55 PM] Forum Hippy: sign the petition and spread the message of peace and harmony in a true free democracy
[Today 04:55 PM] hobsonbay player:
[Today 04:54 PM] hobsonbay player: it should apply on other forums too
[Today 04:53 PM] Forum Hippy: right on brother !
[Today 04:53 PM] hobsonbay player: We need people like tom to express himself without discrimination or predjudice !
[Today 04:45 PM] Forum Hippy: Tom expresses himself the only way he knows how ... i think we could all afford to be a bit generous and allowing for those not as fortunate as ourselves
[Today 04:44 PM] Forum Hippy: tom is obviously a foul mouthed buffoon , but luckily he doesn't visit here much ,..i think the only time he's here is when he is in his garage when his wife locks him out of the house
[Today 04:43 PM] hobsonbay player: hippy go smoke some happy drug
[Today 04:42 PM] Forum Hippy: Can't we all live in peace man ......hydras and non-hydras co-existing happily in a land-o-plenty
[Today 04:42 PM] hobsonbay player: tom is fun ! but needs to calm down thats all !
[Today 04:40 PM] hobsonbay player: public execution ? who should deal with this cretin
[Today 04:39 PM] Bert Tinkle: he's a bloody commie
[Today 04:39 PM] Bert Tinkle: Did Kevin ever fight in a war ?
[Today 04:38 PM] hobsonbay player: anythoughts on Kevin Rudd making a comeback for primeministership ? he did slip in interview ,he is dreaming of lodge again
[Today 04:37 PM] Bert Tinkle: my only report is that tom crass should face public execution
[Today 04:36 PM] Bert Tinkle: it's like we took no chance with the VC during the gulf of tonkin thunderstorms
[Today 04:35 PM] hobsonbay player: Bert got anything to report on ?
[Today 04:32 PM] Bert Tinkle: and what's more he seems to have totally escaped the focus of wrath of the dog-registering stasi !
[Today 04:32 PM] hobsonbay player: iam on my laptop atm, with thunderstorms outside taking no chance with PC !
[Today 04:30 PM] hobsonbay player: hello bert ! geez tom is real pri**
[Today 04:29 PM] Bert Tinkle:
[Today 04:24 PM] hobsonbay player: afternoon all on this wet day in melbourne , hopefully this weather stays away for GF in footy saturday !


" WHAT IS FREEDOM ANYWAYS ? " R - RATED *
[*Extreme Language Warning]

Starring Firegoat7 & Tom Crass , plus The Informer and hobsonbay player !

[Today 09:15 PM] Tom Crass: Loike what task do youse want me to do ? I have to f-n remind youse though , i am loike officially in trainin an that
[Today 09:04 PM] Firegoat7: and made accountable for their behaviour!
[Today 09:04 PM] Firegoat7: But whoever uses the account Tom Crass really ought to be brought to task
[Today 09:04 PM] Firegoat7: Whatever the truth is don't take my word on any of it
[Today 09:03 PM] Firegoat7: The truth is often stranger then fiction
[Today 09:01 PM] Firegoat7: Maybe Moz is Ax and Hobsans Bay player is Tom
[Today 08:58 PM] Tom Crass: witch is workin out rarfer good
[Today 08:55 PM] Tom Crass: he recommended me to a specialist
[Today 08:50 PM] Tom Crass: i said to him - look mate i'm a f-n professional an that . I know how to drink the piss , i've won many a grand pricks , i know the f-n strategies , the f-n tactics ...i said to him, as long as i keep up me training , i can be loike f-n world champion

[Today 08:46 PM] Tom Crass: i had no f-n clue what the f-n wanker was on about
[Today 08:44 PM] Tom Crass: he said it was sumfink to do wif spatial cogniffectivity
[Today 08:43 PM] Tom Crass: my f-n sports psychologist , he's a f-n world specialist an that in sculling , told me that it was f-n physically impossible an that for me to get loike any f-n smarter an that
[Today 08:40 PM] The Informer: If you were a man enough you would post your coarse language on cc and we'll see how you end up. Hopefully smarter than at the moment.
[Today 08:38 PM] hobsonbay player: what f-school did u go to Tom .?. Obviously a school without rules
[Today 08:37 PM] Tom Crass: look , loike , me missus locked me outta the house again tonight , i'm in the f-n garage !
[Today 08:37 PM] The Informer: Mate, you went to school? Who would have thought...
[Today 08:35 PM] Tom Crass: so f-n stick that up yer f-n arse ........... an that
[Today 08:35 PM] The Informer: Cool story bro
[Today 08:34 PM] Tom Crass: I f-n got me f-n year 10 f-n certificate maaaaate
[Today 08:33 PM] hobsonbay player: Tom u are disgusting pig
[Today 08:32 PM] Tom Crass: sorry to loike f-n dash in an out mates , but ive got trainin tonight for the fox and hounds sculling champs this saturday
[Today 08:32 PM] The Informer: Tom- your use of the term 'f-n' shows your lack of education. Also, do every one a favour and stop shouting pointless comments that no one cares about but your wife, Tina.
[Today 08:30 PM] Tom Crass: but me missus still won't let me play wif me didgeridoo !
[Today 08:29 PM] Tom Crass: yeah me sis an that went onto youse know that gyneological type web site an that , and youse won't f-n believe this , but me great great grand-dad had f-n relations an that wif a full blown abo !
[Today 08:27 PM] Tom Crass: do youse f-n knows an that , but i'm part f-n aboriginal mate !
[Today 08:23 PM] Tom Crass: hi goaty mate
[Today 08:22 PM] Tom Crass: how youse all f-n goin an that ?
[Today 08:21 PM] Firegoat7: if you yell fire in a built up room and cause a panic that tramples people then you should face the consequences of your behaviour
[Today 08:20 PM] Firegoat7: without accountability for expression
[Today 08:20 PM] Firegoat7: I have no respect for hydras who want freedom to express
[Today 08:19 PM] Firegoat7: but it should always allow for respect
[Today 08:19 PM] Firegoat7: Community is not always a good thing
[Today 08:19 PM] Firegoat7: Community is when people join together
[Today 08:18 PM] Firegoat7: what is community?
[Today 08:18 PM] Firegoat7: Freedom is many things
[Today 08:18 PM] Firegoat7: or is freedom the capacity to act?
[Today 08:17 PM] Firegoat7: Is freedom the ability to express yourself in a community?
[Today 08:17 PM] Firegoat7: what is freedom anyways?



" I DON'T HAVE LIMBS "

Starring Helix Aspersa , Firegoat7 , Jaydon , HBK & antichrist !

[Today 11:04 PM] Helix Aspersa: i dont have limbs

[Today 11:04 PM] Firegoat7: tear his limbs off
[Today 11:04 PM] Firegoat7: auto ban!!
[Today 11:03 PM] Helix Aspersa: tough crowd in tonight
[Today 11:03 PM] Firegoat7: can someone please claim the hydra helix?
[Today 11:03 PM] Heartbreak Kid: well i don't like the story then
[Today 11:02 PM] Helix Aspersa: an ending ? i dont know the ending , i shuffled off back home , mum had a roast on for me
[Today 11:02 PM] antichrist: axiom reminds me of bin laden, took 10 years to find him
[Today 11:02 PM] Firegoat7: but I dont believe KB could pull a bikini clad bimbo
[Today 11:01 PM] Jaydon: Not sure whether to delete or not, needs an ending
[Today 11:01 PM] Firegoat7: it sounds like it could be plausible
[Today 11:01 PM] Heartbreak Kid: how do we make it happen!
[Today 11:00 PM] Bill Gletsos: Personally I don't see that happening HBK
[Today 11:00 PM] Heartbreak Kid: it doesn't have an ending...
[Today 11:00 PM] Heartbreak Kid: you know why helix?
[Today 11:00 PM] Heartbreak Kid: i dont like that story

[Today 11:00 PM] Helix Aspersa: ok , it was about midnight , and a few of my neighbours were taken for the "collection" . KB heated 39 skewers on the bbq , before carefully inserting each snail through the anus onto each skewer . These skewers were then mounted in stands forming the outline of a pentagram . The snails were then taken off the skewers and rubbed into the half naked bodies of kb , antisense and 3 bikini clad bimbos , they then all proceeded to writhe around on a plastic mat in the middle of the pentagram chanting something about the light of aspersa and they then all proceeded to have wild untamed sex all over the garden ... i had to move rather quickly at one point

[Today 10:58 PM] Firegoat7: simple stuff and accountable!
[Today 10:58 PM] Firegoat7: ok no defence auto ban for Helix
[Today 10:58 PM] antichrist: it is a bit kinky wanting to see peoples private IP addresess isn't it, like standing under stairs looking up the girls skirts

[Today 10:56 PM] Siberian Tiger: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrricko
[Today 10:56 PM] Firegoat7: nor is having multiple hydras
[Today 10:56 PM] Firegoat7: havin a hydra is not illegal Bill

[Today 10:55 PM] Firegoat7: X would say......(drumroll)...feel free to say anything here....
[Today 10:55 PM] Firegoat7: Your Helix hydra was complained against by KB here and here X, what do u inetend to do about it?
[Today 10:54 PM] Siberian Tiger: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Today 10:54 PM] Firegoat7: if somebody did claim the hydra I would workshop a complaint from KB like this....
[Today 10:54 PM] Helix Aspersa: im a helix not a hydra !
[Today 10:54 PM] antichrist: the main undesirable aspect I can see with bestiality is the chance of exotic diseases, you know I have a phobia about them
[Today 10:53 PM] Firegoat7: BTW if Helix Aspersa was now placed on auto ban someone would have to claim the hydra
[Today 10:53 PM] Helix Aspersa: would you like to hear about what i saw the other night ?
[Today 10:53 PM] Siberian Tiger: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr r
[Today 10:52 PM] Helix Aspersa: ive witnessed some highly disturbing things in kb's backyard
[Today 10:52 PM] antichrist: the SMH in the shot so I know a recent date of foto
[Today 10:52 PM] Helix Aspersa: antichrist , ive seen them in the back yard having relations
[Today 10:51 PM] antichrist: well until I see a shot of KB with a woman in a romantic position with a copy of front page of SMH also in shot I wont believe a word of it
[Today 10:51 PM] Firegoat7: maths aside how do u defend the premise that it belongs in a rating system?
[Today 10:51 PM] Helix Aspersa: i've seen antisense through the window from the back of the yard ,... i think she was wearing earmuffs
[Today 10:50 PM] antichrist: well the announcement about losing bet is not in my banning file so I know nothing - yours is the last post there as far as I know
[Today 10:49 PM] Firegoat7: the premise of inactivity and activity has no business being in a rating system
[Today 10:49 PM] Firegoat7: by the way Bill Glickman is wrong
[Today 10:49 PM] antichrist: I never attended any of his comps so I dont know only someone complained about them years ago
[Today 10:48 PM] Bill Gletsos: Btw AC you lost your double or nothing bet
[Today 10:48 PM] Firegoat7: what would the rules be AC?
[Today 10:48 PM] griller: Is that a hydra in your pocket ?
[Today 10:48 PM] Bill Gletsos: No AC just to Correct your false claims
[Today 10:48 PM] antichrist: maybe he took her to comps and she complained about his lecturing about rules before the comp
[Today 10:47 PM] Firegoat7:
[Today 10:47 PM] griller: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[Today 10:47 PM] Firegoat7: the stray has to belong to someone
[Today 10:46 PM] Firegoat7: well if KB didnt want her as his hydra what can we do
[Today 10:46 PM] antichrist: Bill has to come over here for some excitement
[Today 10:45 PM] Jaydon: ok, I'm sure she was nice but sorry bout that
[Today 10:45 PM] antichrist: I have taken some of my gals to chess comps but ruined my concentration - they were always the lusty busty type
[Today 10:45 PM] Firegoat7: but it would be fun to workshop a claim where KB claims her as his own

[Today 10:45 PM] Firegoat7: anyway so if no claim then Jaydon just deletes her
[Today 10:44 PM] Firegoat7: well she probably hasnt seen sunlight since being abducted against her will---joke joyce

[Today 10:44 PM] antichrist: KB reakoned it was his girlfriend but then deleted the post, so maybe an ex or an exotic type
[Today 10:43 PM] Helix Aspersa: antisense , do you know your partner KB has extra relations with wildlife in your own backyard ? The reason KB is pro gay marriage is because he thinks it's one step closer towards snail marriage

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The Black Onyx - The Grief Stone †

" Thou board is thy canvas , thou shalt not want " Black Onyx

CameronD

Hilarious stuff !

I don't know which play i enjoyed more , but i'd like to commend all the performers for providing ozchess with first class entertainment .
As i've become famous for saying - " Better than TV ! "

I thought i would list some of my favourite lines :

[Today 05:24 PM] Bert Tinkle: Did i have to fight in 2 wars for this country , for this ???!! To be I.D tagged like a dog by a bunch of raving commies ?

[Today 05:11 PM] antichrist: I am under the noxious pest extermination act in the other joint
[Today 05:05 PM] Forum Hippy: ac , i think youre protected under the institution conservation act

[Today 08:33 PM] hobsonbay player: Tom u are disgusting pig

[Today 08:44 PM] Tom Crass: he said it was sumfink to do wif spatial cogniffectivity
[Today 08:43 PM] Tom Crass: my f-n sports psychologist , he's a f-n world specialist an that in sculling , told me that it was f-n physically impossible an that for me to get loike any f-n smarter an that

[Today 10:44 PM] Firegoat7: well she probably hasnt seen sunlight since being abducted against her will---joke joyce

[Today 10:52 PM] Helix Aspersa: ive witnessed some highly disturbing things in kb's backyard

[Today 10:54 PM] antichrist: the main undesirable aspect I can see with bestiality is the chance of exotic diseases, you know I have a phobia about them

[Today 10:58 PM] antichrist: it is a bit kinky wanting to see peoples private IP addresess isn't it, like standing under stairs looking up the girls skirts

[Today 11:00 PM] Heartbreak Kid: i dont like that story

Black Onyx

Thank you Cameron .
Perhaps others would like to post their favourite 3 lines , and then maybe we could have a poll .
I know any data collected would be useful to the OPH market research office .
Where their motto is "We listen to the punters, because they keep our kids in private schools"

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The Black Onyx - The Grief Stone †

" Thou board is thy canvas , thou shalt not want " Black Onyx

PsyOp sleeper

Starring
Tom Crass, Lost, Little Black Cat
with counselling services by Drukka,
and bit parts by firegoat and appreciated regulars
in a three act play where the audience is is left to ponder if if the three acts are being run concurrently.
The only aspect you can be sure of is that you can read this OZP from the top down as the production house has obtained new technology standing previous work on its head.




[Yesterday 01:10 AM] Firegoat7: geeez.......nobody wants to know the result......eeek shocking
[Yesterday 01:12 AM] Tom Crass: hey mate loike what are youse f-n on about an that ?
[Yesterday 01:22 AM] Tom Crass: Ive got loike sumfink i want to loike says to youse all an that - When it comes the f-n time an that to loike hang up me s cullin -boots . When the doc gives me loike the f-n red light an that . Then you knows what ? I'm gonna f-n learn how to play chess and be a f-n champion mate. So i'll be loike lookin for a coach an that . Goaty , what youse reckon mate , youse reckon youse can
[Yesterday 01:30 AM] Tom Crass: Ive already started to read about Krashparof an that
[Yesterday 01:37 AM] Tom Crass: i reckon he would of made a half decent sculler , just f-n quietly . .He's got loike that classic sculler-neck an that .


[Yesterday 03:30 AM] Forum Hippy:
[Yesterday 04:51 AM] The Seeing: <()>




[Yesterday 01:57 PM] lost: Hello everyone.
[Yesterday 02:03 PM] antichrist: hi lost, you seem lost amongst the hydras - a lovely saturday anyway for me
[Yesterday 02:08 PM] lost: maybe AC
[Yesterday 02:09 PM] lost: Have you heard the news though?
[Yesterday 02:20 PM] lost: jhughes, did you receive my private message?
[Yesterday 03:03 PM] Just2Good: What news?
[Yesterday 03:39 PM] lost: I have retired from chess as a player and arbiter for good now and effective immediately.
[Yesterday 04:15 PM] griller: You better have a good reason, lost .
[Yesterday 04:57 PM] Little Black Cat: Hi Jamie - the beauty of chess is that you can come back any time you feel like
[Yesterday 05:01 PM] griller: yes , we are happy to give you a few months break ,.. and we'll see you back at the start of 2012 all bright eyed an d bushy tailed .
[Yesterday 05:02 PM] Little Black Cat: Hey Griller, are you of the hairy apeman kind, the political rebel kind, or of the cheese toasting kind?
[Yesterday 05:08 PM] griller: if you must know ,.... i'm a cheese-toaster .
[Yesterday 05:09 PM] Little Black Cat: Yummy! THat's much more delicious than endagered species or political malcontents!
[Yesterday 05:11 PM] Little Black Cat: (unless they are tenderised and marinated in a delicious sauce, of course)
[Yesterday 05:14 PM] griller: you bet your sweet ass it is
[Yesterday 05:21 PM] Little Black Cat: raise even...
[Yesterday 05:21 PM] Little Black Cat: I rase a toast to you oh toaster!
[Yesterday 05:24 PM] Little Black Cat: Or should that be raison toast?
[Yesterday 05:35 PM] lost: I won't be making a comeback of any sought at all. Reason is after failing arbiter's examination now 2 times I feel the need no t to b e an arbiter or player anymore and there have been people trying to persuade me to change my decision but have not been successful at all.
[Yesterday 05:38 PM] Little Black Cat: Jamie - that's ok... the arbiters exam is very tough, no need to feel ashamed that you haven't met someone else's standards!
[Yesterday 05:39 PM] lost: I have not met the standards of players who I have served as an arbiter. Thus the best decision for me is effectively r etire immediately.
[Yesterday 05:39 PM] Little Black Cat: You are a highly intelligent and capable young man.
[Yesterday 05:40 PM] Little Black Cat: No rudeness - will PM.
[Yesterday 05:42 PM] lost: ok
[Yesterday 05:44 PM] Little Black Cat: I am not sure how this shoutbox PM works...
[Yesterday 05:59 PM] Little Black Cat: That's cool - I first started Uni 20 years ago, and flunked out... I probably wasn't mature enough to study at that level ...
[Yesterday 06:00 PM] Little Black Cat: About 10 years ago, I got a job at the same Uni... and was encouraged to study an undergrad degree...
[Yesterday 06:01 PM] Little Black Cat: Two years ago, I completed my Bachelor of Commerce.. and am now studying the CPA program (for accountants).
[Yesterday 06:02 PM] Little Black Cat: Yes, and you'd have to enlist the alien's help to kidnap Kirsan once again
[Yesterday 06:03 PM] Little Black Cat: I think it's great that people like yourself are interested in chess admin, and wanting to run tournaments. .. you h ave my utmost respect.
[Yesterday 06:05 PM] Little Black Cat: Anyway, take your time - take a "time out" from chess - no one will think any less of you. But please don't abandon it completely, chess needs young organisers
[Yesterday 06:05 PM] lost: chess admin is good ut it has it causes and problems though.
[Yesterday 06:05 PM] lost: Thank you LBC, but no chance at all. There is the young Jack Hughes and people should be supporting him. He is an accre dited anrbiter by FIDE.
[Yesterday 06:06 PM] Little Black Cat: That's why there are so many more players than organisers...
[Yesterday 06:07 PM] lost: I will not abandon chess. I will watch and coach chess. Want to get more young players playing the sport.
[Yesterday 06:07 PM] Little Black Cat: The door of chess will always be open for you to come back as a player...
[Yesterday 06:08 PM] Little Black Cat: That's admirable... please let me know if there's anything I can do to help.
[Yesterday 06:09 PM] Little Black Cat: along those lines - have you heard of the "Chess Squared" program?
[Yesterday 06:10 PM] lost: havent heard of the chess squared program.
[Yesterday 06:10 PM] lost: I will. I have some projects myself that I am working on. There isn't much help that can be done by anyone for one of m y projec ts tho ugh.
[Yesterday 06:10 PM] Little Black Cat: Chess-Squared
[Yesterday 06:11 PM] Little Black Cat: Harry Poulton of the Castlemaine Chess Club developed this as a "teaching chess in primary schools" project ... and gained a $50k innovations and exellence grant in 2010...
[Yesterday 06:12 PM] Little Black Cat: Harry isn't necessarily a good chess player (I would judge him around 1100-1200 strength).
[Yesterday 06:13 PM] Little Black Cat: You might be surprised at what could be done for your projects.
[Yesterday 06:15 PM] Little Black Cat: Anyway, time for me to be heading off. Take care Jamie - give only to chess what you want to give, but plea se don't aband on it completely.
[Yesterday 06:16 PM] lost: one of my projects involves politicians which I have some contacts though.
[Yesterday 06:18 PM] Little Black Cat: Sounds good - let's keep in contact. My relatives are PR people for the local state member... it would be g reat for feder al funding if we could get chess recognised as an official "sport"!
[Yesterday 06:19 PM] Little Black Cat: Anyway, best of luck with your projects, please contact me if there is anything I can do to help.
[Yesterday 06:21 PM] Little Black Cat: Hmmm - not sure which bits of that PM shoutbox thing were seen by everyone, or just lost... in any case, no matter. .. the Cats have just one the grand final...


[Yesterday 06:47 PM] Firegoat7: self pity is the worst state of mind
[Yesterday 06:47 PM] Firegoat7: Lost- u should take a good look at yourself
[Yesterday 06:47 PM] Firegoat7: that is the worst excuse for quitting chess I have ever heard
[Yesterday 06:48 PM] Little Black Cat: Yes, you're right Mr Goat, I should have spelled it "won" not "one"!
[Yesterday 06:48 PM] Firegoat7: if u fail, try again it really is that simple
[Yesterday 06:49 PM] Little Black Cat: Trust you to disrupt my hominid reality
[Yesterday 06:56 PM] lost: Fg7, its simple as that. I put high expectations on myself when I work in anything. If I fail once, I can regroup. If I fail to the s ame thing twice I immediately resign from my duties altogether.
[Yesterday 06:57 PM] lost: LBC, we will keep in contact for sure.
[Yesterday 07:27 PM] lost: I am off. See you everyone at a chess tournament near by as a spectator.
[Yesterday 07:27 PM] CameronD: Actually lbc , you were right the first time , it's "one" as in 1 - 0 . We use chess terminology here you know .
[Yesterday 07:28 PM] CameronD: see you lost


[Yesterday 08:44 PM] hobsonbay player: evening all


[Yesterday 09:53 PM] Godot:
[Yesterday 10:08 PM] Black Onyx: ***** oh yeah ! *****
[Yesterday 10:28 PM] griller: this song is for you Tom Crass , you vulgar little man
[Yesterday 10:39 PM] drjukka: Message to Lost - Don't know who you are but here is a story.
[Yesterday 10:40 PM] drjukka: Once knew a fellow who failed differential equations at Uni (apparently exam was 80% based on the last 2 lectures of the sem ester that they missed due to illness)
[Yesterday 10:41 PM] drjukka: Same fellow ended up mastering said maths and ended up working with a Nobel Laureate no less
[Yesterday 10:41 PM] drjukka: Anyways, about 3 years later same fellow had to learn DE's cos their PhD research required it.
[Yesterday 10:42 PM] drjukka: Sorry things
[Yesterday 10:42 PM] drjukka: So - Many things are possible and a minor hiccup like a failure should be but a stepping stone to greater less
[Yesterday 10:48 PM] lost: My name is Jamie Kenmure drjukka
[Yesterday 10:50 PM] The Seeing: lost - you shall rise
[Yesterday 10:53 PM] lost: The Seeing, I will not.
[Yesterday 10:54 PM] lost: No comeback whatsoever.
[Yesterday 11:01 PM] The Seeing: Run away dreams
[Yesterday 11:05 PM] The Seeing: Are you really turning loose ?
[Yesterday 11:10 PM] The Seeing: Is it really the way it's got to be ?
[Yesterday 11:13 PM] The Seeing: I mean just because youve got the power to leave chess doesn't give you the right !http://www.youtube.com/watch?v #NAME? cS28


[Yesterday 11:39 PM] antichrist: well the mods at CC have the rights to be idiots and they certainly exercise those powers


[Yesterday 11:46 PM] The Seeing: quite so , ac .... the devil's grip , the iron fist.
[Today 01:01 AM] The Raven: " ¡ is an upside down exclamation mark ! " The Raven
[Today 01:41 AM] Just2Good: If Garvin can pass the arbiters exam, I figured anyone could. To be honest though, I didn't know an exam was needed.
[Today 01:41 AM] Just2Good: Lost, I am sad top hear about this
[Today 02:07 AM] Black Onyx: The Ghost of Axiom game now with musical accompaniment, in full stereo .. please enjoy http://www.ozchess.com.au/game s-anal.. .html# post41939
[Today 02:09 AM] Black Onyx: Garvin wrote cheat notes on the back of a ruler
[Today 02:20 AM] lost: I believe garvin didn't pass the exam as the examinations were not applicable before he got his title. J2G its true and unf ortunate ly the re will be no return for me. Coach and spectator.
[Today 02:31 AM] Black Onyx: One day you will receive the summoning from Caissa her very self



[Today 02:40 AM] Little Black Cat: Why can't they pick a time when most people are awake to adjust their clocks!?
[Today 02:40 AM] Little Black Cat: Good morning, I just logged in at this time because I need to set my clock forward for daylight savings...
[Today 02:45 AM] Tom Crass: you knows why they f-n doose that an that , don't youse ..?
[Today 02:47 AM] Little Black Cat: I'm sorry, I don't understand you Tom... would you post that in English please?
[Today 02:48 AM] Little Black Cat: If it's something about sheep, they are "ewes"
[Today 02:48 AM] Tom Crass: it's cos they're loike f-n idiots an that mate
[Today 02:49 AM] Little Black Cat: cos = cos lettuce? Are you a chef perchance?
[Today 02:49 AM] Tom Crass: but you knows loike for me personally an that , it works out loike f-n convenienient
[Today 02:50 AM] Tom Crass: you knows what i mean an that ?
[Today 02:50 AM] Tom Crass: cos bout the time ize gets home an that from trainin an that , and loike put me feet up an that , it loike works out r eal good an th at
[Today 02:51 AM] Little Black Cat: I fear we speak a different dialect, and communication between us may be narry impossible.
[Today 02:51 AM] Tom Crass: no maaaate , im a f-n pro sculler mate
[Today 02:52 AM] Tom Crass: mate , would youse at least make a f-n loike effort mate !?
[Today 02:52 AM] Little Black Cat: But I wish you well in your own way, and bid you a kindly good evening.
[Today 02:52 AM] Tom Crass: f-n sponsored by melbourne bitter an everyfink
[Today 02:53 AM] Little Black Cat: As the great Australian politician, Pauline Hanson, once exclaimed... "please explain?"
[Today 02:53 AM] Tom Crass: are youse like f-n gettin all loike f-n snooty an that mate ?
[Today 02:55 AM] Tom Crass: .. an that
[Today 02:55 AM] Tom Crass: jus cos youse loike fink youre f-n susperior an all that , wif your f-n high-f-n-falutant-f-n-cy
[Today 02:56 AM] Little Black Cat: I can assure you sir, I do not consider myself superior in the flatulence department - indeed, thy wind blows m ost more foul mine own!
[Today 02:56 AM] Tom Crass: you knows loike wheres i'm comin from loike an that ?
[Today 02:57 AM] Tom Crass: you see loike wot i f-n mean an that ,..using loike all dem big words an dat
[Today 02:57 AM] Little Black Cat: or indeed than mine own!
[Today 02:58 AM] Tom Crass: are youse loike jus gettin smart an that wif me now ?
[Today 02:58 AM] Little Black Cat: prestidigitators such as myself, are most parsimonious our our word usage.
[Today 02:59 AM] Little Black Cat: it would appear difficult not to seem so next to you
[Today 03:00 AM] Tom Crass: would youse mind f-n awfully an that , if i loike took me time to loike fink about wot youse just said an that then ?
[Today 03:01 AM] Tom Crass: i moight loike have to git back to youse on that one
[Today 03:01 AM] Little Black Cat: No problems, take until next morning.. I'll probably be asleep by then... and mayhap, the PsyOp Sleeper will po st our l ittle interchange
[Today 03:02 AM] Little Black Cat: Fare the welll, peeping Thomas.
[Today 03:03 AM] Tom Crass: the missus is f-n calling me an that , better go , see yer mate.
[Today 03:04 AM] Tom Crass: hey loike don't call me peepin an that mate , thats wot they loike teased me at skool wif an that
[Today 03:06 AM] Little Black Cat: I thought they teased with "Tom Crass, Crass, the flatulent ass"... but it would appear I've been misinformed!
[Today 03:07 AM] Tom Crass: maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
[Today 03:08 AM] Tom Crass: g-f-n-night an that
[Today 03:08 AM] Little Black Cat: Seriously, goodnight now
[Today 05:19 AM] Black Onyx:
[Today 12:19 AM] Tom Crass: Hows youse all f-n goin an that ? awroight !!
[Today 12:27 AM] Tom Crass: just finished trainin an that .i'm in my f-n garden maaaate! on me bloody i-pad an that , tryin to find the keys i hid the uvv er day , to try an circum-f-n-vent the missus an that . Well loike youse won't f-n believe this an that , but i can't f-n find em anywhere !
[Today 12:44 AM] The Raven:
[Today 12:50 AM] The Raven:

antichrist

[Today 01:34 AM] Firegoat7: please...we do have some standards on Ozchess
[Today 01:33 AM] Firegoat7: I dont even want to imagine Bonhams slops
[Today 01:33 AM] griller: yep you heard it here first