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Old 02-26-2010, 06:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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It's about time i address the many inquires i receive which go along the lines " Ax , its all very well this highfalutin stuff about the big picture of reality , but how does this help us in our day to day lives ?"

Now , i normally , just reply to them that getting informed is enough and everything else flows on from that ...and i move on . But i think this question needs to be dealt with more directly. So i intend to do that here.


The beauty of reality analysis is that it can be applied to any particular specific subject matter , revealing its elemental primary fundamental axiomatic truth .
These axiomatic reality analysis skills have been developed over 50 years and command a very high price in the market place .

The minimum starting price is $10,000 for relatively simple tasks like finding the best tie to wear to a CEO meeting or best shiraz under $20, to $100,000's for marriage guidance counseling ,to millions , for solving major international concerns eg. the ICC have employed me to use my axiomatic reality analysis skills on solving cricket's current limited overs dilemma !

So as my gift to the very lucky readers of this forum and this thread , i will give you a few freebies .

1. AX ON SPORT :
OK , After extensive reality analysis employing full spectrum multi parameter research. I have come up with the best team sport currently in existence on the planet .

2. AX ON FOOD :
I have resolved the great debate , which foods in particular are the best for humans . I was paid an enormous amount by the W.H.O to use reality analysis to come up with my 2 food solution .(no doubt they will use this info for their diabolic eugenics fantasy)

3.AX ON CRICKET :
The answer to the limited overs question .

4. AX ON MUSIC :
Sweeping through the genres ,finding you the very best .
Currently working on Gothic and have unearthed a bright shiny gem .


I will post the solutions this sunday evening at 10pm . In the meantime i invite you to have fun in seeing how close you can get to Axiom's Reality Analysis solutions.
However i will not be engaging in any debate with regards to the correctness of the solutions , as i have done all the work in arriving at them ! ( would appreciate your understanding here)

"Reality Analysis - cutting through the blubber to the marrow of truth " Axiom
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Old 02-26-2010, 07:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm dying to know the best team sport one!
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Old 02-28-2010, 09:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Not long now ,Axiomatic reality analysis solutions , 10 pm tonight !
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Old 02-28-2010, 09:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Not long now ,Axiomatic reality analysis solutions , 10 pm tonight !
Yes, these are four not to be missed solutions to thorny issues.


I am reading between the lines that, providing it is done respectfully, on later sabbaths, other issues may be put forward from the body politic?

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Old 02-28-2010, 09:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Axiom's axiomatic reality analysis solutions :


1) Rugby Sevens
This one is supported by the olympics commitee and is to be included in the 2016 olympics .
So what , you might rightly say .
Well .....,all known parameters conclude ,that this is, in fact the team sport with the highest cross referencing indicators for athleticism , all fitness parameters , tactics and strategy . ie . the current optimum known synergy between body and mind in a team sport.

2) Bananas and Nuts
The definitive clinching classical study for this was to present our nearest biological cousins the chimpanzees with a vast array of choice of foods , including big macs and kfc . Well lo and behold , they predominantly chose bananas and nuts over all other foods ! (note: the chimps had not been conditioned to this diet beforehand)
This is revealing as chimps cannot be programmed by advertising , yet somehow they chose the most gram for gram nutritious foods !
Bananas and nuts from my research contain just about include all known nutrients for human health .
So if you're not eating bananas and nuts , you're not leading an axiomatic lifestyle !

Oh , and as a bonus for readers following this thread ,...i'm often asked , how do you keep up your energies during a grueling chess tourn weekender . Well obviously a diet high in fish and vegetables is good . But here is the old SCT secret recipe (told before elsewhere) : one ripe banana , a tablespoon of organic honey , cocoa powder , a cup of muesli , fresh milk , blended . [Guaranteed to improve performance ]

3) 2 Innings of 20 overs each
This one is pure axiomatic conflation of the 2 existing forms .
It has to be the only solution .
(and i believe is being seriously considered by the ICC )

4) No solution


I regret to say we have had some ,what we term "technical issues" in resolving this one . Hope to update you soon .

"Remember , you can ignore reality analysis , but reality analysis won't ignore you " Axiom
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Old 02-28-2010, 10:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yes, these are four not to be missed solutions to thorny issues.


I am reading between the lines that, providing it is done respectfully, on later sabbaths, other issues may be put forward from the body politic?

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I think i would safely say that that is quite a reasonable almost axiomesque appraisal of the current reality .
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