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"Sometimes the obligation of the intelligent is to restate the obvious. None more important than emphatically stating that there is a : ' Naked Emperor Elephant in the Room' " Axiom |
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. "You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete." ~ Buckminster Fuller ~ |
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Just received this from a lady from Dubbo .
She writes she has been a keen SCT fan for a long time , and would like to learn to play chess . She also made some other suggestions that i can't repeat here . But she did send along this video , which i thought was rather sweet .
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The Tiger
TIGER, tiger, burning bright In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye Could frame thy fearful symmetry? In what distant deeps or skies Burnt the fire of thine eyes? On what wings dare he aspire? What the hand dare seize the fire? And what shoulder and what art Could twist the sinews of thy heart? And when thy heart began to beat, What dread hand and what dread feet? What the hammer? what the chain? In what furnace was thy brain? What the anvil? What dread grasp Dare its deadly terrors clasp? When the stars threw down their spears, And water'd heaven with their tears, Did He smile His work to see? Did He who made the lamb make thee? Tiger, tiger, burning bright In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
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![]() I think for all of us its worth considering for a moment , the big bang that fired into all our imaginations the wondrous universe that is the SCT . When did it happen ? How did it start ? Where did it come from ? What caused it ? These are all questions that no doubt most of us have asked ourselves from time to time . Well , let me tell you a true story ,..... It was 06 it was the Victorian Chess Open . A thread was running at chesschat forum on this tournament . A young lady by the name of Jean Watson ( aka "Watto" ) made a post , that has now become enshrined in folklore . ----------------------------------------------- 13-06-2006, 12:01 AM Watto CC Grandmaster Axiom "what happened to guy west? , i think an explanation is in order galactica! " Happily munching on almonds, drinking beer and watching the soccer at the moment... -------------------------------------------------- If we could all silently pay our respects as we see this extraordinary document again . Some of you may have never seen this before , some ,not for a very long time. SCT historians point to this as a moment often glossed over by scholars and reporters , preferring instead to focus on the SCT themselves . But as the historians testify , the reality of the SCT would still be hidden and locked away inside Axiom's brain , perhaps never to see the light of day , had it not been for this amazing "trigger event " . Psychologists are still trying to determine what it actually was about this particular post that set off a cascading set of flashbacks illuminating the hitherto hidden world of the SCT . But the following is an excerpt from their findings: Guy West IM is not a chess hero like say a flude or a baron , but a super chess hero . It was when someone like this , so admired , was to behave in this manner after a poor tournament , that this somehow ignited a flashback type phenomenon . Due to such a profoundly deep level of disgust it actually fired up an electrical storm in the brain , crossing hitherto blocked neural pathways ( by the implant) . We are fairly certain that had GWest only been partaking in only nuts or only beer ,or only watching the soccer , or perhaps only 2 of these things then the culminating flashback would have been unlikely to occur . It appears it was the combination of beer AND nuts that was instrumental in producing this unusual brain wave phenomenon . Axiom tells us that the moment he laid his eyes on the text - "Happily munching on almonds, drinking beer" he was suddenly hit by shards of excruciatingly bright white light before being transported in time and space . So i think its high time we recognise and thank Watto ( and even in some respects Guy too , as although his actions on that fateful night were abhorrent ,and self immolation was the more dignified option , it was essential) Please next time you bump into Watto , or indeed Guy , do not hesitate to pay your respects , maybe thanks , but at least acknowledge that WITHOUT WATTO THERE WOULD BE NO SCT ! And this is from me Axiom to Watto : Watto , my deepest heart felt thanks ,...it was your serendipitous post that allowed me a journey into blocked off areas of my mind , and i'm as excited as anyone , as its often forgotten , that though i physically lived through the SCT days , i can only know of them by my memories. So i will always be indebted to you for reopening this world to me once again . Thank you Watto . Axiom (< <O> n
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![]() Stay Hungry Tigers BE THE HUNTER AND THE HUNTED KEEP YOUR TARGET IN YOUR SIGHT DON'T BE SIDE TRACKED OR SHUNTED LET PRETENDERS FEEL YOUR BITE AND IF YOU START TO SLIDE NEVER SHOW YOU'RE WEAK DON'T FEEL YOU'VE GOT TO HIDE REMEMBER WHAT YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR REMEMBER WHAT YOU SEEK STAY HUNGRY FEEL THE FIRE STAY HUNGRY DON'T EXPLODE STAY HUNGRY WITH DESIRE STAY HUNGRY YOU'RE ALONE ALL RIGHT! IF YOUR FIRE IS FADED AND YOU CAN'T FEEL IT NO MORE IF YOU'RE TIRED AND OVERRATED LET ME SHOW YOU TO THE DOOR EXPECT NO SYMPATHY THERE'S NONE TO BE HAD OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE THERE'S NO ROOM FOR THE WANNABEES. THE HAS BEENS OR THE BAD STAY HUNGRY FEEL THE FIRE STAY HUNGRY DON'T EXPLODE STAY HUNGRY WITH DESIRE STAY HUNGRY YOU'RE ALONE
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Hell-bent for
leather on a moonlit night There's an ice wind blowin' Better hold on tight to your soul Blue fire rising up from the deep Burning the world when it's tryin' to sleep So let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go C'mon let yourself go S C T You can be whatever you want to be You've got the power We've got the key Yeah, S C T You're a rebel and you got no friends We all know that it all depends on rook and roll Do you feel like they're keeping you down Ain't no fun with your feet on the ground So let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Yeah let yourself go S C T You can be whatever you want to be You've got the power We've got the key S C T To be sung to this tune :
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Originally Posted by Axiom
Cool story bro.
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Tiger bite was 'only a nip'
![]() The Bengal tiger which bit a handler at Dreamworld theme park on the Gold Coast will be back on public display on Monday. Tiger handler Daniel Jans sustained wounds to his lower thigh and upper calf when nine-year-old Kato bit him while they were walking to Tiger Island just before 9am (AEST) on Sunday. An ambulance was called and Mr Jans, 30, was taken to Allamanda Private Hospital for treatment, where he remains in a stable condition. Dreamworld spokeswoman Melinda Lloyd said it was "only a nip", and the 160kg Kato would be back on public display and working with other handlers on Monday. She said there was no need to monitor Kato's behaviour. "There was no aggression shown or anything like that, it's just cheeky behaviour," Ms Lloyd told AAP. "This kind of thing happens now and then. "The tiger is still following its normal daily routine and will be back on Tiger Island tomorrow." Ms Lloyd said Mr Jans was in good spirits and it was unlikely his injuries would require stitches. There may even be a chance Mr Jans could return to working with Kato by the middle of the week. "It depends how well it heals," Ms Lloyd said. "They'll clean it out and monitor to make sure there is no infection, and because of that it's unlikely they will put stitches in. "He could probably be back at work by Wednesday or Thursday." She said Kato was currently out of the public's view and resting in his usual area. Link:Video: Tiger back on display |
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