Return of the North Bay Champ!

[North Bay Champ]

Oh, so hello everyone. The North Bay Champ is making his triumphant return!

I have been relaxing on your australian beaches hanging out with your australian beaches, i really love beaches - in every sense of the word.

Anywayz i'm fully rested now and ready to start dominating some chess tournaments, i wondered if i could find out what events are coming up - i'm completely out of the loop here as i've been in hibernation basically for the last 3 months.

If i deem the event worthy i will set up a signing tent there, where i will be signing chess boards, books, shirts, babies and even your moms - if they say please.

In the meantime, i thought i'd share with you a song i wrote while i was in chess training hibernation - it's about a guy i know who won a tournament here on the Gold Coast (GC) where i've been staying. I met the guy - he's a bit arrogant, but he's a good laugh, but not much of a chess player - i now have a 5 game undefeated streak against him! Incidently i don't know his name, perhaps you guys could help me track him down.

Anyhoo enjoy the song - it's called 'Tin Cup', and i'll be seeing all of you, my fans, in your home cities real soon.

Peace Beaches

[North Bay Champ]

Originally Posted by North Bay Champ

Oh, so hello everyone. The North Bay Champ is making his triumphant return!

I have been relaxing on your australian beaches hanging out with your australian beaches, i really love beaches - in every sense of the word.

Anywayz i'm fully rested now and ready to start dominating some chess tournaments, i wondered if i could find out what events are coming up - i'm completely out of the loop here as i've been in hibernation basically for the last 3 months.

If i deem the event worthy i will set up a signing tent there, where i will be signing chess boards, books, shirts, babies and even your moms - if they say please.

In the meantime, i thought i'd share with you a song i wrote while i was in chess training hibernation - it's about a guy i know who won a tournament here on the Gold Coast (GC) where i've been staying. I met the guy - he's a bit arrogant, but he's a good laugh, but not much of a chess player - i now have a 5 game undefeated streak against him! Incidently i don't know his name, perhaps you guys could help me track him down.

Anyhoo enjoy the song - it's called 'Tin Cup', and i'll be seeing all of you, my fans, in your home cities real soon.

Peace Beaches

Hallo all my little friends,

Yesterday, while playing a turkish midget at suicide chess online, i got distracted while trying to upload my new hit song onto the forum. Incidently, I only uploaded half the song. Anyhow, i ended up winning the game (of course, i don't even know why had to bother reporting on that) and now the song is fully intact and ready for your ears.

Enjoy,

North Bay Champ

P.s. PM me when you would like to purchase the single for home or car stereo use. I will keep you all posted on the album release date also.

[YumYum]

Nice song, but I didn't understand some of the lyrics. A good attempt at a chess song though, good effort!

[Noddy]

If you were on Australian Idol you'd make it to round two but not get any farther.

[North Bay Champ]

Originally Posted by YumYum

Nice song, but I didn't understand some of the lyrics. A good attempt at a chess song though, good effort!

Hi Yum Yum, these are the lyrics.

Should I move the pawn to E4? Or should I sack the Queen?
Maybe I'll just win on time, 'cause my name is Toolsie
That is Canadian for luckbox
"Did someone say Lunchbox?"
Hey, do you want to go to France?
'Cause it's taco night tonight

I'll put it on my CV
And of all my friends, i will be the envy
Because i'm going to the GC
With my mind made up
Because i..want to win..the TIN CUP!

Peace Beach

[North Bay Champ]

Originally Posted by Thomas Bishop

If you were on Australian Idol you'd make it to round two but not get any farther.

Sup Bish,

Can't really comment on this as it is mere speculation. What i can say is that i went on Canadian Idol and progressed to the final 20 (Top 10 made TV). In Canada i'm somewhat of a national hero - I'm a chess champion and also crush other games like backgammon and poker and nearly took over the pop world as well.

"Your style is generic, mine's authentic made, i run like a renegade, i'll step on every beach in my way!"

Peace Beaches