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**Cephus** · 01-18-2009, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by Simon

Yeah I wouldn't want to be playing against someone who has an accident in their pants but refuses to go to the bathroom. That wouldn't be good for anyone!

It happened to me once and I don't want to talk about it.

**Just2Good** · 01-18-2009, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by Cephus

It happened to me once and I don't want to talk about it.

Understandably!

**Dulce** · 01-19-2009, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by superfly

Obviously you have no knowledge of what it is like for senior citizens or certain medical conditions.

hmmm. depends

**Axiom Support Group** · 01-19-2009, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by Dulce

hmmm. depends

Depends on what?

**Dulce** · 01-20-2009, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by Thomas Bishop

Depends on what?

lol.. it was just a joke, an immature one at that.

**Herbert** · 01-20-2009, 03:04 PM

Don't be too hard on yourself. I thought it was funny but wasn't sure if it was serious or not. Maybe the answer is that everyone who wants to go to the toilet while they are playing needs to be accompanied by a chaperone.

**Jaz** · 01-21-2009, 02:46 AM

Yes I played chess with one girl once and I must admit, I cheated her. I didn't use any electronic devices, I used another girl instead. Much better, you don't have to go to toilet that often, come out with a red hand and no one will suspect anything.

Now seriously, if I suspected anyone cheating on a tournament, after his last trip to the toilet I'd say "man, you have some serious trouble with digestion, or do you?" and see how he reacts.

**Just2Good** · 01-21-2009, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by Jaz

Yes I played chess with one girl once and I must admit, I cheated her. I didn't use any electronic devices, I used another girl instead. Much better, you don't have to go to toilet that often, come out with a red hand and no one will suspect anything.

Now seriously, if I suspected anyone cheating on a tournament, after his last trip to the toilet I'd say "man, you have some serious trouble with digestion, or do you?" and see how he reacts.

I was playing someone once and he said to me "I have a really bad case of diarrhea." He lost that game badly, so i believed him.

**Simon** · 01-21-2009, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Arrogant-One

I was playing someone once and he said to me "I have a really bad case of diarrhea." He lost that game badly, so i believed him.

Maybe he said it so that it would throw you off your game.

**Just2Good** · 01-22-2009, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by Simon

Maybe he said it so that it would throw you off your game.

Perhaps but it surely didn't if that was the intent

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01-18-2009, 09:36 PM	#31 (permalink)
Cephus Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: New Caprica Posts: 102	Originally Posted by Simon Yeah I wouldn't want to be playing against someone who has an accident in their pants but refuses to go to the bathroom. That wouldn't be good for anyone! It happened to me once and I don't want to talk about it.

01-18-2009, 09:55 PM	#32 (permalink)
Just2Good Tin Cup Champ 2004 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cairns Posts: 6,056 ICC Handle: Advantage FICS Handle: Advantage	Originally Posted by Cephus It happened to me once and I don't want to talk about it. Understandably! __________________ . "You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete." ~ Buckminster Fuller ~

01-19-2009, 04:56 PM	#33 (permalink)
Dulce Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 76	Originally Posted by superfly Obviously you have no knowledge of what it is like for senior citizens or certain medical conditions. hmmm. depends

01-19-2009, 06:50 PM	#34 (permalink)
Axiom Support Group Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Laku, Ishmaelia Posts: 137	Originally Posted by Dulce hmmm. depends Depends on what?

01-20-2009, 12:44 PM	#35 (permalink)
Dulce Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 76	Originally Posted by Thomas Bishop Depends on what? lol.. it was just a joke, an immature one at that.

01-20-2009, 03:04 PM	#36 (permalink)
Herbert Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Geelong Posts: 58	Don't be too hard on yourself. I thought it was funny but wasn't sure if it was serious or not. Maybe the answer is that everyone who wants to go to the toilet while they are playing needs to be accompanied by a chaperone.

01-21-2009, 02:46 AM	#37 (permalink)
Jaz Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 87	Yes I played chess with one girl once and I must admit, I cheated her. I didn't use any electronic devices, I used another girl instead. Much better, you don't have to go to toilet that often, come out with a red hand and no one will suspect anything. Now seriously, if I suspected anyone cheating on a tournament, after his last trip to the toilet I'd say "man, you have some serious trouble with digestion, or do you?" and see how he reacts.

01-21-2009, 01:01 PM	#38 (permalink)
Just2Good Tin Cup Champ 2004 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cairns Posts: 6,056 ICC Handle: Advantage FICS Handle: Advantage	Originally Posted by Jaz Yes I played chess with one girl once and I must admit, I cheated her. I didn't use any electronic devices, I used another girl instead. Much better, you don't have to go to toilet that often, come out with a red hand and no one will suspect anything. Now seriously, if I suspected anyone cheating on a tournament, after his last trip to the toilet I'd say "man, you have some serious trouble with digestion, or do you?" and see how he reacts. I was playing someone once and he said to me "I have a really bad case of diarrhea." He lost that game badly, so i believed him. __________________ . "You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete." ~ Buckminster Fuller ~

01-21-2009, 04:33 PM	#39 (permalink)
Simon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 162	Originally Posted by Arrogant-One I was playing someone once and he said to me "I have a really bad case of diarrhea." He lost that game badly, so i believed him. Maybe he said it so that it would throw you off your game.

01-22-2009, 08:09 PM	#40 (permalink)
Just2Good Tin Cup Champ 2004 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cairns Posts: 6,056 ICC Handle: Advantage FICS Handle: Advantage	Originally Posted by Simon Maybe he said it so that it would throw you off your game. Perhaps but it surely didn't if that was the intent __________________ . "You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete." ~ Buckminster Fuller ~

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