Did Garvin Gray Buy A One Way Ticket to Ballarat? - OzChess

**Amir Karibasic** · 03-08-2011, 09:10 AM

It seems that Garvinator is fleeing back to Victoria or perhaps preparing the ground for landing

?

**Just2Good** · 03-08-2011, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by Amir Karibasic

It since to me that Garvinator is fleeing back to Victoria or parhaps preparing the ground for landing

Ha, ha ha ha ha ha!

Victoria can have him. Perhaps he and Alex Maleowich will become good friends

**Firegoat7** · 03-08-2011, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by Just2Good

Victoria can have him.

You mean we get Fevola and Gray in the same week?

**Top Gun** · 03-09-2011, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by Just2Good

Ha, ha ha ha ha ha!

Victoria can have him. Perhaps he and Alex Maleowich will become good friends

Garvinator can kiss @:
Tasmania@KB
NSW@Trent
Brisbane@howardcaptmub
SA@?
ACt@?
WA@?

??????

**Terminator 2011** · 03-10-2011, 08:00 AM

My Name is Terminator2011 Cyber machine. I'm here to protect my prototype Garvinator1464 Cyber machine.
I've been sent by KB1563, HDTROLL and TP1665.
In the past I have terminated many human machines, of such being- Bill2005 and Suncoast androids, Alex2006, Ian2007, Amir2007 and KOC androids. John2008, Brian2009, Cameron2010, Kevin2010, Edward2010 and Bullwinkle androids.
I am not going to stop there.
My mission is IA2011, to be or not to be. When my mission is accomplished I am going to return to my planet Victoria.
Asta La Vista Baby

**Just2Good** · 03-10-2011, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by Terminator 2011

My Name is Terminator2011 Cyber machine. I'm here to protect my prototype Garvinator1464 Cyber machine.
I've been sent by KB1563, HDTROLL and TP1665.
In the past I have terminated many human machines, of such being- Bill2005 and Suncoast androids, Alex2006, Ian2007, Amir2007 and KOC androids. John2008, Brian2009, Cameron2010, Kevin2010, Edward2010 and Bullwinkle androids.
I am not going to stop there.
My mission is IA2011, to be or not to be. When my mission is accomplished I am going to return to my planet Victoria.
Asta La Vista Baby

Don't get saucy with me young man!

**Terminator 2011** · 03-11-2011, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by Just2Good

Don't get saucy with me young man!

Episode 2:

Oh, no Alex2006!
Are you Vanshinning!
How is that possible

?! You were terminated in 2006 by my master HDTROLL!
Hahahhaha

, Alex2006, a human being with IM Intelect processor1997 has been used to beat Gasparovski.
Did you know that your microchip is cheap…unless you have been upgraded?
Who set you free?
You should be on freeze until the IA conference in 2012.

OK, let see what is in your mind, let’s play a game again, than I shall decide:
You lose and you will be terminated, again!
You win and you will become a virus against the human race

!

Just a friendly reminder that Cyber machines do not accept draws, and we do not shake hands...
Even an extra 60 points on your rating list will not give you any advantage.
Make your move or I shall.
Starting with…
1.d4

**Rex** · 03-12-2011, 01:07 AM

Originally Posted by Terminator 2011

My Name is Terminator2011 Cyber machine. I'm here to protect my prototype Garvinator1464 Cyber machine.
I've been sent by KB1563, HDTROLL and TP1665.
In the past I have terminated many human machines, of such being- Bill2005 and Suncoast androids, Alex2006, Ian2007, Amir2007 and KOC androids. John2008, Brian2009, Cameron2010, Kevin2010, Edward2010 and Bullwinkle androids.
I am not going to stop there.
My mission is IA2011, to be or not to be. When my mission is accomplished I am going to return to my planet Victoria.
Asta La Vista Baby

You must be HD, He stuffed up the CAQ and he protects his prototype "Garvinator. (Read Chess Chat "Powell Suncoast Open".)

**Terminator 2011** · 03-12-2011, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by Rex

You must be HD, He stuffed up the CAQ and he protects his prototype "Garvinator. (Read Chess Chat "Powell Suncoast Open".)

EPISODE 3:

Oh, REX.
I just read what you suggested: “Powell Suncoast Open”.
This is terrible what is happening in CKU land.

Terrible, brilliant human being- Kevin2010- is gone; he terminated himself and has no chance of coming back...
Looks like Bill2006 left a $200 donation to Suncoast land before his termination...

Lis’n REX, I can help you.
I can’t say Sorry and I can't cry because I am a Cyber machine.
I have been wrongly programmed.
My masters are “Vansihining”.
My master HDTROLL and my Prototype Cyber machine Garvinator1278 (after new Planet Mars Ratings 2011) wants to transform all you humanoids into H2 Pawns without a CKU membership and no promotion option.
Here is the plan:
My spy robot will help you: His name is HDAristocrat

Lis’n, you have to help me to find a young boy who is the next grandmaster in CKU land.
His name is Wunder Boy2898.
Only he is able to steal the chip from Garvinator1278 to reprogram my mission.
The following file states the plan:
You have to send Wunder boy2898, to steal Garvinator1278's 3 litre Bottle of Magic mixture drink which he takes with him for every tournament. Without this drink he will be without power and fall asleep. Wunder boy2898 can then steal the chip.
There is only 1 problem.
Master HDTROLL has installed video surveillance around Garvinator1278. So you have to- send WunderBoy2898 to steal his Cigars from his office in BNE City. The cigars are stationed in the fridge, your mission is to retrieve the chip and allocate it back to home territory. As HDTROLL realises his cigars are gone, he shall become agitated, and go to the Woolworths to purchase a new supply. That moment would be the chance to initiate action!
Asta La Vista HDTROLL and Garvinator 1278

!

Warning to viewers: This will be done in CKU land and can’t be done anywhere else.

**Just2Good** · 03-12-2011, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by Rex

You must be HD, He stuffed up the CAQ and he protects his prototype "Garvinator. (Read Chess Chat "Powell Suncoast Open".)

I have just caught up on the thread over there. Nice to see its still business as usual there with the villanization of Queensland chess players who have the temerity to take issue with the CAQ.

My long standing opinion of Garvin as CAQ President is that he is not the best person to be running the organization. In fact, just a few years ago he was receiving disability payments from Centrelink - and yet, he looks able bodied to me everythime I see him.

**antichrist** · 03-12-2011, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by Just2Good

I have just caught up on the thread over there. Nice to see its still business as usual there with the villanization of Queensland chess players who have the temerity to take issue with the CAQ.

My long standing opinion of Garvin as CAQ President is that he is not the best person to be running the organization. In fact, just a few years ago he was receiving disability payments from Centrelink - and yet, he looks able bodied to me everythime I see him.

The Byron Bay girls find me very able-bodied, in fact too much so

**Just2Good** · 03-13-2011, 05:48 AM

Originally Posted by antichrist

The Byron Bay girls find me very able-bodied, in fact too much so

Maybe you could find a Byron girl for Mr Gray, which would perhaps lead him to focus on other things in life besides chess administration.

**Iconoclast** · 03-13-2011, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by Just2Good

Maybe you could find a Byron girl for Mr Gray, which would perhaps lead him to focus on other things in life besides chess administration.

From chess to chest administration, so to speak. Question: What do Garvin Gray and Bill Gletsos have in common?

**antichrist** · 03-13-2011, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Iconoclast

From chess to chest administration, so to speak. Question: What do Garvin Gray and Bill Gletsos have in common?

side by side they would look like that very unlikely (blueish) brothers in that movie saving the nuns school whatever

**Iconoclast** · 03-13-2011, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by antichrist

side by side they would look like that very unlikely (blueish) brothers in that movie saving the nuns school whatever

Weren't the Blues Brothers unmarryable bachelors?

03-08-2011, 09:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
Amir Karibasic Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Gold Coast Posts: 194	Did Garvin Gray Buy A One Way Ticket to Ballarat? It seems that Garvinator is fleeing back to Victoria or perhaps preparing the ground for landing? __________________ . Visit my chess shop! Last edited by Amir Karibasic : 03-09-2011 at 05:55 PM Reason: Spelling error

03-08-2011, 07:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
Just2Good Tin Cup Champ 2004 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cairns Posts: 6,233 ICC Handle: Advantage FICS Handle: Advantage	Originally Posted by Amir Karibasic It since to me that Garvinator is fleeing back to Victoria or parhaps preparing the ground for landing Ha, ha ha ha ha ha! Victoria can have him. Perhaps he and Alex Maleowich will become good friends __________________ . "The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing." ~ Isaiah Berlin ~

03-08-2011, 11:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
Firegoat7 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Getting owned by White in the Dragon and trying to recover lost positions from shock paralysis OTB Posts: 2,044 ICC Handle: guest	Originally Posted by Just2Good Victoria can have him. You mean we get Fevola and Gray in the same week? __________________ "...What I meant? Dear Mr Ian Rout (ACF news publisher) could you please put Ozchessforum in the next news letter! There is no reason to hide this forum from the Australian chess public. What they meant? Sorry, No english!- Amir Karibasic

03-09-2011, 10:24 AM	#4 (permalink)
Top Gun Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 31	Originally Posted by Just2Good Ha, ha ha ha ha ha! Victoria can have him. Perhaps he and Alex Maleowich will become good friends Garvinator can kiss @: Tasmania@KB NSW@Trent Brisbane@howardcaptmub SA@? ACt@? WA@? ?????? __________________ Bye Bye Baby!

03-10-2011, 08:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
Terminator 2011 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 4	My Name is Terminator2011 Cyber machine. I'm here to protect my prototype Garvinator1464 Cyber machine. I've been sent by KB1563, HDTROLL and TP1665. In the past I have terminated many human machines, of such being- Bill2005 and Suncoast androids, Alex2006, Ian2007, Amir2007 and KOC androids. John2008, Brian2009, Cameron2010, Kevin2010, Edward2010 and Bullwinkle androids. I am not going to stop there. My mission is IA2011, to be or not to be. When my mission is accomplished I am going to return to my planet Victoria. Asta La Vista Baby Last edited by Terminator 2011 : 03-10-2011 at 08:41 AM

03-10-2011, 02:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
Just2Good Tin Cup Champ 2004 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cairns Posts: 6,233 ICC Handle: Advantage FICS Handle: Advantage	Originally Posted by Terminator 2011 My Name is Terminator2011 Cyber machine. I'm here to protect my prototype Garvinator1464 Cyber machine. I've been sent by KB1563, HDTROLL and TP1665. In the past I have terminated many human machines, of such being- Bill2005 and Suncoast androids, Alex2006, Ian2007, Amir2007 and KOC androids. John2008, Brian2009, Cameron2010, Kevin2010, Edward2010 and Bullwinkle androids. I am not going to stop there. My mission is IA2011, to be or not to be. When my mission is accomplished I am going to return to my planet Victoria. Asta La Vista Baby Don't get saucy with me young man! __________________ . "The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing." ~ Isaiah Berlin ~

03-11-2011, 08:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
Terminator 2011 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 4	Originally Posted by Just2Good Don't get saucy with me young man! Episode 2: Oh, no Alex2006! Are you Vanshinning! How is that possible?! You were terminated in 2006 by my master HDTROLL! Hahahhaha, Alex2006, a human being with IM Intelect processor1997 has been used to beat Gasparovski. Did you know that your microchip is cheap…unless you have been upgraded? Who set you free? You should be on freeze until the IA conference in 2012. OK, let see what is in your mind, let’s play a game again, than I shall decide: You lose and you will be terminated, again! You win and you will become a virus against the human race! Just a friendly reminder that Cyber machines do not accept draws, and we do not shake hands... Even an extra 60 points on your rating list will not give you any advantage. Make your move or I shall. Starting with… 1.d4 __________________ Next episode - coming up! Last edited by Terminator 2011 : 03-11-2011 at 11:19 PM

03-12-2011, 01:07 AM	#8 (permalink)
Rex Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 74	ID? Originally Posted by Terminator 2011 My Name is Terminator2011 Cyber machine. I'm here to protect my prototype Garvinator1464 Cyber machine. I've been sent by KB1563, HDTROLL and TP1665. In the past I have terminated many human machines, of such being- Bill2005 and Suncoast androids, Alex2006, Ian2007, Amir2007 and KOC androids. John2008, Brian2009, Cameron2010, Kevin2010, Edward2010 and Bullwinkle androids. I am not going to stop there. My mission is IA2011, to be or not to be. When my mission is accomplished I am going to return to my planet Victoria. Asta La Vista Baby You must be HD, He stuffed up the CAQ and he protects his prototype "Garvinator. (Read Chess Chat "Powell Suncoast Open".)

03-12-2011, 11:30 AM	#9 (permalink)
Terminator 2011 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 4	Originally Posted by Rex You must be HD, He stuffed up the CAQ and he protects his prototype "Garvinator. (Read Chess Chat "Powell Suncoast Open".) EPISODE 3: Oh, REX. I just read what you suggested: “Powell Suncoast Open”. This is terrible what is happening in CKU land. Terrible, brilliant human being- Kevin2010- is gone; he terminated himself and has no chance of coming back... Looks like Bill2006 left a $200 donation to Suncoast land before his termination... Lis’n REX, I can help you. I can’t say Sorry and I can't cry because I am a Cyber machine. I have been wrongly programmed. My masters are “Vansihining”. My master HDTROLL and my Prototype Cyber machine Garvinator1278 (after new Planet Mars Ratings 2011) wants to transform all you humanoids into H2 Pawns without a CKU membership and no promotion option. Here is the plan: My spy robot will help you: His name is HDAristocrat Lis’n, you have to help me to find a young boy who is the next grandmaster in CKU land. His name is Wunder Boy2898. Only he is able to steal the chip from Garvinator1278 to reprogram my mission. The following file states the plan: You have to send Wunder boy2898, to steal Garvinator1278's 3 litre Bottle of Magic mixture drink which he takes with him for every tournament. Without this drink he will be without power and fall asleep. Wunder boy2898 can then steal the chip. There is only 1 problem. Master HDTROLL has installed video surveillance around Garvinator1278. So you have to- send WunderBoy2898 to steal his Cigars from his office in BNE City. The cigars are stationed in the fridge, your mission is to retrieve the chip and allocate it back to home territory. As HDTROLL realises his cigars are gone, he shall become agitated, and go to the Woolworths to purchase a new supply. That moment would be the chance to initiate action! Asta La Vista HDTROLL and Garvinator 1278! Warning to viewers: This will be done in CKU land and can’t be done anywhere else. __________________ Next episode - coming up! Last edited by Terminator 2011 : 03-16-2011 at 12:01 AM

03-12-2011, 09:43 PM	#10 (permalink)
Just2Good Tin Cup Champ 2004 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cairns Posts: 6,233 ICC Handle: Advantage FICS Handle: Advantage	Originally Posted by Rex You must be HD, He stuffed up the CAQ and he protects his prototype "Garvinator. (Read Chess Chat "Powell Suncoast Open".) I have just caught up on the thread over there. Nice to see its still business as usual there with the villanization of Queensland chess players who have the temerity to take issue with the CAQ. My long standing opinion of Garvin as CAQ President is that he is not the best person to be running the organization. In fact, just a few years ago he was receiving disability payments from Centrelink - and yet, he looks able bodied to me everythime I see him. __________________ . "The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing." ~ Isaiah Berlin ~

03-12-2011, 10:22 PM	#11 (permalink)
antichrist Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Byron Bay, NSW Posts: 2,821	Originally Posted by Just2Good I have just caught up on the thread over there. Nice to see its still business as usual there with the villanization of Queensland chess players who have the temerity to take issue with the CAQ. My long standing opinion of Garvin as CAQ President is that he is not the best person to be running the organization. In fact, just a few years ago he was receiving disability payments from Centrelink - and yet, he looks able bodied to me everythime I see him. The Byron Bay girls find me very able-bodied, in fact too much so

03-13-2011, 05:48 AM	#12 (permalink)
Just2Good Tin Cup Champ 2004 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cairns Posts: 6,233 ICC Handle: Advantage FICS Handle: Advantage	Originally Posted by antichrist The Byron Bay girls find me very able-bodied, in fact too much so Maybe you could find a Byron girl for Mr Gray, which would perhaps lead him to focus on other things in life besides chess administration. __________________ . "The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing." ~ Isaiah Berlin ~

03-13-2011, 10:26 AM	#13 (permalink)
Iconoclast Immoderator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Wollongong NSW Posts: 2,302	Originally Posted by Just2Good Maybe you could find a Byron girl for Mr Gray, which would perhaps lead him to focus on other things in life besides chess administration. From chess to chest administration, so to speak. Question: What do Garvin Gray and Bill Gletsos have in common? __________________ The individual is hopeless without the group. The group is hopeless without its individuals.

03-13-2011, 10:35 AM	#14 (permalink)
antichrist Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Byron Bay, NSW Posts: 2,821	Originally Posted by Iconoclast From chess to chest administration, so to speak. Question: What do Garvin Gray and Bill Gletsos have in common? side by side they would look like that very unlikely (blueish) brothers in that movie saving the nuns school whatever

03-13-2011, 10:46 AM	#15 (permalink)
Iconoclast Immoderator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Wollongong NSW Posts: 2,302	Originally Posted by antichrist side by side they would look like that very unlikely (blueish) brothers in that movie saving the nuns school whatever Weren't the Blues Brothers unmarryable bachelors? __________________ The individual is hopeless without the group. The group is hopeless without its individuals.

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