Arbiters looking over toilet walls - Page 3 - OzChess

**Just2Good** · 07-09-2010, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by antichrist

Originally Posted by MischaI am not a player...of course
but I have had reported to me...and seen with my own eyes ...a junior player making inappropriate thrusting motions at players engaged at the board. It was quite disturbing.
What should be the protocol here?

Howard UnderpantsGet an arbiter with nuggets and get it sorted (hope like hell you don't have some lefty hippie fairy who doesn't want to rock the boat using the defence of inaction that we're all here to have a good time and this isn't the World Champs).

ACHoward, You could certainly sort the boys out from the fairys

Do you ever have anything intelligent to say?

**Iconoclast** · 07-09-2010, 11:51 PM

Originally Posted by antichrist

Originally Posted MISHA: ... a junior player making inappropriate thrusting motions at players engaged at the board. It was quite disturbing. ...
What should be the protocol here?

The thrustee should employ a murderous stare to warn the thruster of his perilous folly. Other than that, Misha, stay out of it.

**antichrist** · 07-10-2010, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by Just2Good

Do you ever have anything intelligent to say?

That is a stupid question to ask, as silly as Mike Baron if I believe in suicide bombers in the Middle East. I answered if the whole Israel Defense Force committed suicide it would be a big plus for the whole Middle East. After his prostestatins Bergil advised him that if he asks a stupid question he gets a stupid answer.

Same goes for you.

**antichrist** · 07-10-2010, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Iconoclast

The thrustee should employ a murderous stare to warn the thruster of his perilous folly. Other than that, Misha, stay out of it.

I thought it may have turned some women on?

**Iconoclast** · 07-10-2010, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by antichrist

I thought it may have turned some women on?

None.

**Just2Good** · 07-19-2010, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by antichrist

That is a stupid question to ask, as silly as Mike Baron if I believe in suicide bombers in the Middle East. I answered if the whole Israel Defense Force committed suicide it would be a big plus for the whole Middle East. After his prostestatins Bergil advised him that if he asks a stupid question he gets a stupid answer.

Same goes for you.

Your post can be summarized as an answer to my question. Basically the answer is No.

**antichrist** · 07-19-2010, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by Just2Good

Your post can be summarized as an answer to my question. Basically the answer is No.

Not unless I am trying to impress some sweet tart with my cleverness and intellectual capabilities

**Just2Good** · 07-19-2010, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by antichrist

Not unless I am trying to impress some sweet tart with my cleverness and intellectual capabilities

I am sure you would sweep her off her feet with your animal magnetism!

**antichrist** · 07-19-2010, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by Just2Good

I am sure you would sweep her off her feet with your animal magnetism!

Or knock her over the head with my great donga

**Axiom** · 07-19-2010, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by antichrist

Or knock her over the head with my great donga

youve got a tough choice to make there ac .

**antichrist** · 06-06-2011, 11:46 AM

A guy got caught for cheating in germany but note they did not perve over the toilet wall on him where the cheating was taking place. They waited till he come out then searched him for electronic equip, I imagine it must have been with his permission implied or otherwise.

So I was correct after all.

And a bit of triumphalism wont go astray here - I am correct and all those dickheads who have disagreed with me are wrong. To perve over a toilet wall you need a special judges order.

**antichrist** · 09-24-2011, 09:36 PM

"Antichrist banned for two weeks for linking to topics here over on the toolbox and trying to incite fights between the two forums." Bill Gletsos '

AC
If I could draw one of my famous analogies I reakon those CC arbiters were perving over the toilet door at Ozchess when they spotted my great rear-ending link of Ozchess to CC - like their arses are locked in together pooping on each other

**Just2Good** · 09-25-2011, 05:34 AM

Originally Posted by antichrist

"Antichrist banned for two weeks for linking to topics here over on the toolbox and trying to incite fights between the two forums." Bill Gletsos '

with a little

mixed in AC!

**antichrist** · 10-24-2011, 10:47 PM

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,

"Can I help you Sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's willy hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without
Missing a beat, blurts out....

"Holy shit! My girlfriend's gone, too!!

**antichrist** · 10-26-2011, 11:31 PM

Vice Ganda would be thrilled to have mods and arbitars perving over the toilet wall at him

07-09-2010, 10:35 PM	#31 (permalink)
Just2Good Tin Cup Champ 2004 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cairns Posts: 6,233 ICC Handle: Advantage FICS Handle: Advantage	Originally Posted by antichrist Originally Posted by MischaI am not a player...of course but I have had reported to me...and seen with my own eyes ...a junior player making inappropriate thrusting motions at players engaged at the board. It was quite disturbing. What should be the protocol here? Howard UnderpantsGet an arbiter with nuggets and get it sorted (hope like hell you don't have some lefty hippie fairy who doesn't want to rock the boat using the defence of inaction that we're all here to have a good time and this isn't the World Champs). ACHoward, You could certainly sort the boys out from the fairys Do you ever have anything intelligent to say? __________________ . "The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing." ~ Isaiah Berlin ~

07-09-2010, 11:51 PM	#32 (permalink)
Iconoclast Immoderator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Wollongong NSW Posts: 2,302	Originally Posted by antichrist Originally Posted MISHA: ... a junior player making inappropriate thrusting motions at players engaged at the board. It was quite disturbing. ... What should be the protocol here? The thrustee should employ a murderous stare to warn the thruster of his perilous folly. Other than that, Misha, stay out of it. __________________ The individual is hopeless without the group. The group is hopeless without its individuals.

07-10-2010, 07:44 PM	#33 (permalink)
antichrist Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Byron Bay, NSW Posts: 2,821	Originally Posted by Just2Good Do you ever have anything intelligent to say? That is a stupid question to ask, as silly as Mike Baron if I believe in suicide bombers in the Middle East. I answered if the whole Israel Defense Force committed suicide it would be a big plus for the whole Middle East. After his prostestatins Bergil advised him that if he asks a stupid question he gets a stupid answer. Same goes for you.

07-10-2010, 07:45 PM	#34 (permalink)
antichrist Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Byron Bay, NSW Posts: 2,821	Originally Posted by Iconoclast The thrustee should employ a murderous stare to warn the thruster of his perilous folly. Other than that, Misha, stay out of it. I thought it may have turned some women on?

07-10-2010, 08:55 PM	#35 (permalink)
Iconoclast Immoderator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Wollongong NSW Posts: 2,302	Originally Posted by antichrist I thought it may have turned some women on? None. __________________ The individual is hopeless without the group. The group is hopeless without its individuals.

07-19-2010, 07:26 AM	#36 (permalink)
Just2Good Tin Cup Champ 2004 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cairns Posts: 6,233 ICC Handle: Advantage FICS Handle: Advantage	Originally Posted by antichrist That is a stupid question to ask, as silly as Mike Baron if I believe in suicide bombers in the Middle East. I answered if the whole Israel Defense Force committed suicide it would be a big plus for the whole Middle East. After his prostestatins Bergil advised him that if he asks a stupid question he gets a stupid answer. Same goes for you. Your post can be summarized as an answer to my question. Basically the answer is No. __________________ . "The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing." ~ Isaiah Berlin ~

07-19-2010, 02:57 PM	#37 (permalink)
antichrist Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Byron Bay, NSW Posts: 2,821	Originally Posted by Just2Good Your post can be summarized as an answer to my question. Basically the answer is No. Not unless I am trying to impress some sweet tart with my cleverness and intellectual capabilities

07-19-2010, 04:46 PM	#38 (permalink)
Just2Good Tin Cup Champ 2004 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cairns Posts: 6,233 ICC Handle: Advantage FICS Handle: Advantage	Originally Posted by antichrist Not unless I am trying to impress some sweet tart with my cleverness and intellectual capabilities I am sure you would sweep her off her feet with your animal magnetism! __________________ . "The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing." ~ Isaiah Berlin ~

07-19-2010, 06:52 PM	#39 (permalink)
antichrist Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Byron Bay, NSW Posts: 2,821	Originally Posted by Just2Good I am sure you would sweep her off her feet with your animal magnetism! Or knock her over the head with my great donga

07-19-2010, 07:11 PM	#40 (permalink)
Axiom Reality Analyst Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 3,498	Originally Posted by antichrist Or knock her over the head with my great donga youve got a tough choice to make there ac . __________________ "Sometimes the obligation of the intelligent is to restate the obvious. None more important than emphatically stating that there is a : ' Naked Emperor Elephant in the Room' " Axiom

06-06-2011, 11:46 AM	#41 (permalink)
antichrist Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Byron Bay, NSW Posts: 2,821	AC is triumphant A guy got caught for cheating in germany but note they did not perve over the toilet wall on him where the cheating was taking place. They waited till he come out then searched him for electronic equip, I imagine it must have been with his permission implied or otherwise. So I was correct after all. And a bit of triumphalism wont go astray here - I am correct and all those dickheads who have disagreed with me are wrong. To perve over a toilet wall you need a special judges order.

09-24-2011, 09:36 PM	#42 (permalink)
antichrist Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Byron Bay, NSW Posts: 2,821	"Antichrist banned for two weeks for linking to topics here over on the toolbox and trying to incite fights between the two forums." Bill Gletsos ' AC If I could draw one of my famous analogies I reakon those CC arbiters were perving over the toilet door at Ozchess when they spotted my great rear-ending link of Ozchess to CC - like their arses are locked in together pooping on each other

09-25-2011, 05:34 AM	#43 (permalink)
Just2Good Tin Cup Champ 2004 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cairns Posts: 6,233 ICC Handle: Advantage FICS Handle: Advantage	Good Work AC, You Got Them Rattled! Originally Posted by antichrist "Antichrist banned for two weeks for linking to topics here over on the toolbox and trying to incite fights between the two forums." Bill Gletsos ' with a little mixed in AC! __________________ . "The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing." ~ Isaiah Berlin ~

10-24-2011, 10:47 PM	#44 (permalink)
antichrist Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Byron Bay, NSW Posts: 2,821	A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you Sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's willy hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without Missing a beat, blurts out.... "Holy shit! My girlfriend's gone, too!!

10-26-2011, 11:31 PM	#45 (permalink)
antichrist Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Byron Bay, NSW Posts: 2,821	Vice Ganda would be thrilled to have mods and arbitars perving over the toilet wall at him

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