Meanwhile, whilst I'm here... here's a joke about Roosters!
A new rooster was introduced to the chook pen... his only male rival being an elderly rooster.
"Hey sonny", the oldie said, "these hens are all mine!"
"I challenge you for them!", strutted the young turk!
"OK, but at leasht let me keep my favourites!" becried the old rooster...
"No!, exclaimed the young turk, I want them all!"
"Letsh have a race then", suggested the elderly rooster, "three laps around the chookpen, the first one home gets all the hens... however, as I am so much older than you, you must give me a half lap start."
The young Turk... err, Rooster agreed ... and the two set off on their race...
During the first lap, it became clear that the young rooster was gaining on the old rooster, and the old rooster began squawking... "Baaaawk! Baaaawk!"
On the second lap, the young rooster came even closer to the old rooster, with the oldie beginning to bawk louder: "Baaawk! Baaawk! Baaaawk!!"...
On the third lap, the young rooster had almost caught up to the older rooster, with the oldie screaming louder and louder "BAAWWWK! BAAAAWWWK!!! BAAAWWWWKKKK!!"....
Suddenly the farmer came out with his shotgun and shot the young rooster...
"Bloody hell!", he cried, "that's the third gay rooster this month!"
(LBC Coming soon to the OzChess forums!)
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