You will be no doubt delighted to hear that I have deemed your forum to be a place suitable for my illustrious presence so her I am!

However I must admit that my options have become rather limited of late as I’ve been permanently kicked out of 7 other chess forums for having delusions of grandeur, being emotionally un-stable and writing excessively long and dull posts.
I should mention that all these allegations are totally, totally trivial and without a shred of credible evidence from any recognised official source (of credible evidence) to support them.

From what I can see, (I've been lurking), this forum is one which supports the right of the individual to be a totally, totally weird freak if he/she/it so wishes, so I think I might feel quite at home and also, I have already noticed that the place needs a bit of a clean up!
Now that is something I am sure I can help with!

Max